If you want to be effective in your mic spamming technique and have a vast arsenal of noises/songs SLAM is for you. To be truly a god at mic spamming SLAM is necassary... so watch this video for a download.

There are 3 fundamental ways to micspam in csgo.

1. Pure Noise: This type of spam focuses on blocking out any and all sound with a constant and repetitive noise. Some examples would be a constant screeching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp-9tvmOpEU
Or maybe a stupidly annoying death metal song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ6Mx9Z8-4w
2. Chaotic Videos: This is one is the hardest to find but generally ends up being the best. They usually are mixes or edits that have highs, lows, and extreme spam fests. Find a video, any video and increase the volume. Personally I use this site to increase volume.
http://www.mp3louder.com/
Some examples of this type of mic spam would be:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ8nN6hTnmM
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSbgb6Ie-DA
3. Short Clips/Memes: This is probably the most known and easiest to do. It is simply a short video/meme with its volume increased.
Examples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjepDoTUvAI

Now as I mentioned before. You are going to need to increase the volume. A LOT. Remember you are mic spamming, most people "mic spam" by playing a short clip at very low volume that isn't annoying to anyone. Your video needs to be heard by EVERYONE EVERYWHERE. Use this website to download the youtube video:

http://convert2mp3.net/en/

And use this website to increase the volume :

http://www.mp3louder.com/
(Also make sure to increase your volume in SLAM to 200%)


The next part is how to NOT be muted. The simple answer is that you will be muted. Mic spamming effectively means you will join a game, spam for a bit, and either you get kicked or leave because you've been muted and move on. Now there are a couple people who will either choose to listen because they find it funny or don't know how to mute. But generally you should leave and find a new game after 5 minutes.

Okay but what should I do to find games? Well first off for maps, don't ever choose: Reserve Groups, Hostage Groups

And for gamemodes never choose: Arms Race, or Demolition. And thats about it

1. Have a friend. Having a friend will insure that you are less likely to get kicked. Plus if they mic spam harder then they get kicked, its a win-win! (Note: You can also dual mic spam to enhance the the cancer with a friend.)

2. Never repeat a video. Repeating something is lame, its like telling the same joke over and over again. Don't do it.

3. Keep a balance of "The 3 Spams" if you constantly play Pure Noise then everyone will get bored and hate you. Play Pure Noise, then Chaotic Videos and then some Short Clips and repeat. (Note: You can throw in some of your own comments to keep things going.)

You might be a filthy normie and think "WHY WOULD ANYONE MIC SPAM, ALSO I'M R3TARD3D" well, I like to justify annoying everyone by saying I am teaching people how to mute. Most people in casual don't know how to mute which is very unfortunate for when they run across people like me. If anyone ever says stop mic spamming just link them this guide:

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=157200510