DARK SOULS™: Prepare To Die Edition

DARK SOULS™: Prepare To Die Edition

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Lenin build (eng)
By Krolik Bunny
[ENG]
How to become a leader of revolution in Dark Souls 1 and begin make Communism in this forgotten land
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[ENG] Head-note
This guide is created with humor and fun . Author dnt want to cause offence of some people with any ideology.
[ENG] Prelude
Let me introduce myself














My name is Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, but my friends and my comrads call me Lenin
Maybe someone noticed , that i dont have beard and looks younger , than on a official photo, but as you know, Lenin is always young in your hearts , and recently i decided to shave.

Also my English is not very well , bacause in Syberia there is no good teachers of this toung, but i hope you will understand my words and my ideas.

As you know, our lands became a prison , terrible place without hope and future. And our lords left us alone, capitalist bastards! They told us to gain souls, to survive in this world, souls are need everything, without it you can't go city, just walk peasefully in a garden, you can't get any item from other people. You need souls even to live as a human. What a pitty life.

I was a hunter in my village , my life was great and i was pleasured of it. But one day , some great lord did terrible things (i think with profit motive) and destroy our live. We become a curced, monsters. They told us, that only way to live in this world in own mind is to collect souls.

Look around , my dear comrads! Do you see it? Do you see, what damage did this methodology of making wall around people's communication? Do you see this dirty touch, give us only way to communicate only with help of souls/money. Are YOU pleasured of it?

If not, i can tell you, how to counter those capitalism bastards, i will show you true power of people communication. I will teach you an Communism ideas! Together we can do much more, than one. Listen, and listen carefully. I will teach you, my dear comrade, how to became a communist people and bring light dark future to our lands.
[ENG] Ideas and motive
I started to think, what we can do with capitalism? How to free minds of people and give them conviction of future day without souls? How to save their heads ?

I know from biology , that all ideology thing peoples teach from young age , first levels of their life. So i decided bring ideas of Communism to people on very early stages , when they are SL 20 or so. I decided became a leader and teach peoples from very start.

But what is leader means? This means, that peoples will notice you, will saw your power. They must see the power of Communism. How it's possible, if I will be weak and die in every single step? So i decided make my own build. I called him a Lenin's build.

The main idea is to make overpowered build with overpowered items on very low levels
[ENG] Items
Let's see, how common proletarian to dress


Weapons:

Blacksmith Giant Hammer +5

This hammer is normally used for work, but if you need bring communism to people enemy head's. it's also good tool.
Question: what will do a hammer, if you hit something with strong hand? Right - he will make spark's. Many spark's

Shotel +10 Fire



Some cowards hide behind their shield, but i ask you , is it possible to stop you? I think not. And Shotel also think like this. This weapon will bring fire of communism into enemy's heart

Dress:

Black Sorcerer Hat +10


Chester's Long Coat +5


Crimson Gloves +5


Black Tights +5


Rings

Ring of the Evil Eye

Ring of Favor and Protection

[ENG] End
With all this items and SL 8 i will begin teach peoples of Communism ideas and all together we can make this lands great again and free from capitalist's.

Thank's for watching!
28 Comments
The Yellow Architect 21 Jun, 2021 @ 11:24am 
This explains why every hollow is severely underweight and can survive for months without food
shredR 4 Aug, 2020 @ 8:25pm 
Holodomore was worse than those 6 gaes that died in the tragic roller blading accident
Beef 18 Jun, 2019 @ 7:21pm 
*visible confusion*
Jabi 16 May, 2018 @ 4:44am 
Prepare your anus Nikolay
fundoshi 17 Apr, 2018 @ 6:48am 
И Ленин - такой молодой, И юный Октябрь впереди!
𝓔𝓿𝓰𝓮𝓷 .<3 29 Mar, 2018 @ 5:52am 
Божественно. Автору +rep за оригинальность
Sadhan Djob 16 Mar, 2018 @ 10:56am 
*korobeinki intensifies in the distance*

*Trotsky's bones rattle in his coffin*
Looking forward to other Marxists in DS, Althusserl, Posad, possibly Stirner as Lautrec.
bird2jet 1 Mar, 2018 @ 5:27pm 
best guide
Master of Horror 26 Feb, 2018 @ 10:51pm 
Dirty commie.
.MAZE 26 Feb, 2018 @ 10:37am 
You better go for chaos instead of fire