Team Fortress 2

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Endangered animals of tf2
By Kaboose
Endangered animals of tf2
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The Spoicrab (spycrab)
These spoicrabs are endangered and are in need of help from other spoicrabs to survive if u kill a spoicrab then u are a bad person
The Endangered Intel
Theese endangered animals can appear as nany forms such as a spoicrab or pootis bird They live in the opposite teams intelligance and much endangered if u kill one then u make a team lose in a different game as u destroy their intel and the game wont continue any longer so please dont kill theese endangered creatures
Pyrosharks
Pyrosharks can be found in waters with a shark hat with a melee wep and flare gun or scorch shot firing u from above water and meleeing u to death in the water theese creatures are endangered as people keep killing them to gain access to sewers or something in 2fort as the sewers and water are pyroshark territory about 10 are killed each day so each year like 3000 are killed
The Owl snoipeh
Owl snoipehs are rare you cant find them in casual or any valve server only communitys theese snoipehs fly around sniping people like a pro with their sharp eyes they are endangered as valve are pushing them away from their home which is offical servers if u kill one then u will be destroying a official server that ends and no one else can join
Freedom eagles
Theese eagles can be found rocket jumping in the sky trying to market garden you they are endangered as no one has freedom like theese eagles so they kill the eagles since the person killing the eagle has no freedom and also doesnt want to die ofc These are common but still endangered
They have so much freedom it blocks their ears from hearing you say ur useless non freedom crap so its pointless to try reason with them
Chicken scoot things
Theese scoots are being used for food at KFC although delcious but its bad as theese scoots are ENDANGERED about 5000 are killed for kfc only about 67765343005642 exist right now in about 666 years they will be extinct
Bear hoovies
These hoovies are part bear and they are endangered as people think they will be rekt by their sharp claws and bearness if u see a bear hoovy try to do a friendly taunt with the bear hoovy and refrain from killing them as once one dies then you die
Steemed spoi
There is currently only one in this universe and if u ever encounter a steemed spoi refrain from killing it and try taunt with it the steemed spoi is known to give free stuff if ur a really good friend towards a steemed spoi like me but you cant expect free unusuals and stranges and ref all the time everyday 24/7 if that happens then the steemed spoi will die and if a steemed spoi dies all spoicrabs die and asking for free stuff everday is a bad idea its a good idea to let the steemed spoi do wat it wants when it wants and where it wants to do stuff never ask for free stuff from a steemed spoi like HEY GIMME STUFF if u speak like that to a steemed spoi u will mostly be rekt by the steeming hat the steemed spoi wears with a spoicrab buddy to help the steemed spoi on its adventures They are endangered due to 1 population
Demoknights
These demoknights might not be a animal but still endangered as people dont like getting their head cut off with a clean slice and dying and raging and breaking their monitor or keyboard or their mums laptop which no one wants to happen refrain from killing and let the demoknight kill to keep other endangered animals alive
A way to keep steemed spoi and spoicrabs alive
Let the spois destroy your buildings as their life is more important then ur crappy easily expendable buildings as all u need is ammo packs to build sentries and stuff so please let the spois do wat they want with ur buildings if your engie :D
Pootis hoovies
These creatures are endangered due to the fact that they are big bright orange targets for direct hit soldiers and snoipehs.The pootis hoovies are friends of freedom eagles as they are both birds but one flys and one cant sadly but still have your hopes for a pootis hoovy/ pootis bird to fly one day and join freedom eagles in the war of stoopid non freedom people and pootis haters
The freedom eagle and pootis hoovy also cant be on casual or valve servers unless full moon just like owl snoipehs tho.. but theres only 1 day where these 3 animals can go home on official servers
Any more endangered?
Please comment down below if there are any more endangered animals and stuff in tf2
The extra endangered that people comment will be under this
the box spoi was added by me as i forgot it
Please comment down below for more endangered animals in tf2
:D be cautious about endangered and let them do wat they want
The box spoi
This spoi walks around in a box either red or blu they can easily trick f2ps and backstab them with their sneaky disguise this is the best disguise although it doesnt work with sentries sadly they are endangered as they keep being killed from f2p tryhard who sees a walking box they kill the box spoi and kill till they are extinct refrain from killing and let them sap your buildings and backstab you you may taunt with the box spoi but safety is NOT guranteed
Relax-ineers
These relax-ineers can be found almost everywhere but they keep being killed by f2p tryhards like most animals are killed from they usually build a lvl 3 sentry and dispenser and relax on top of their dispenser waiting for the kills to roll in although annoying they are still endangered theres ways of preventing the relax-ineer from dying one way is to sap the sentry then leave the relax-ineer alone but the relax-ineer might just get off their lazy butt and build another lvl 3 sentry and the process begins again the relax-ineer dont mind the opposite team having relax-ineers near them aslong as no fighting between the 2 different colored relax-ineers
Demobears
As a friend of hoovy bears theese demo bears can be found as any form with a bear head the same rules apply to demobears and hoovy bears
Trolldiers
Trolldiers are extremely aggressive TF2-nimals, famous for their aerial attacks and aggressiveness. They are formidable opponents than love nothing more than to divebomb on unsuspecting prey, often killing them instantly.
These animals are endangered as like the freedom eagle they get killed for trying to market garden people although annoying refrain from killing and let it kill you till u ragequit
The democrab
Democrabs are crouching Demos, relatives of the Spycrab, usually brandishing an Ullapool Caber
Not as endangered as a spoi crab tho but still be on the look out for these animals u dont want to kill one by accident now would u?
Hoovyshark
These sharks are endangered they die quickly tho they move slow but pack a punch not many exist rite now they are the ancestors of pyrosharks not even 50 exist! be careful wat u kill in the waters it might be a hoovy shark... if they go extinct the pyrosharks might too!
Demobearknight
DemoBearKnights were a ancient civilzation that still exists today by mistaking a wolf hat for a bear but it still exists and much endangered F2P tryhards everyday kill the remaining demobearknights which is tragic I urge you to kill all tryhards no matter wat use any method just dont use a method that harms endangered wildlife or puts them at risk!
Medic bird (medimedes)
These birds are rare in relation with pootis birds and freedom eagles they possess a bird head they are commonly with pootis birds to ensure its own survival and the pootis birds survival at the same time they can be found on full moon on official servers or just community servers be careful and look at the hoovy or pootisbirds healer it might be a medic bird! pootis birds and medic birds nearly have the same population so be careful of a hoovy and medic u kill u could try make peace and taunt
The Friendlies
These animals can appear as many forms like spoicrab or eagle or demobears hoovy bears or just plain old hoovies spois medics and scoots who dont kill the endangered animal but taunt with them
theyare endangered as f2ps kill them for free kills
turtle engineer
These animals are the more important rare breed of the endless f2p engineer source
They build nests with other turtle engineers
a spoicrab comes along and saps them to keep living but a f2p tryhard spy keeps coming to sap all their buildings which is bad for the turtle engineer as they live off their dispensers and sentrys protecting them
F2ps are not endangered
the f2p is not a animal just a f2p who are normally tryhards and easy to kill they kill all animals and friendlies without giving a crap about wat they are killing the gibus engie is f2p tryhards are f2p and NOT a animal they are not endangered as everyday atleast ONE f2p joins tf2 and kills animals
this includes the stupid gibus engie
Fine for killing endangered animals (f2p ones dont count)
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if u cant pay the fee then say hello to a axe to chop ur head
This is also a fine for combining endangered animals such as pyroshark bear hoovy is a abomination and its a bad idea as it kills wildlife and it normally ends up ded from some f2p tryhard...
210 Comments
Kitten 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:51am 
as a spoicrab i thank you
thecheesyexperiment 19 Mar, 2018 @ 9:16am 
please stop deleting my comments, PLEASE, i have good ideas for this guide, man! ya just toss them in the garbage like yesterday's left out pizza!!!!
thecheesyexperiment 13 Mar, 2018 @ 6:28pm 
ok...
Kaboose  [author] 3 Mar, 2018 @ 5:07pm 
you will die, so will your family
no matter wat you say
nothing will fix this
THE END
thecheesyexperiment 2 Mar, 2018 @ 4:29pm 
kaboose! i was joking about the gibus crabs, and the cactus, THAT CACTUS BE MINE! anyhoo, all i did was glue a gibus to a spy crab, i think they like it, they seem happy
Kaboose  [author] 2 Mar, 2018 @ 12:51pm 
use the cactus to kill urself and family
only the cactus shall live
thecheesyexperiment 1 Mar, 2018 @ 2:27pm 
i can only offer my cactus
Kaboose  [author] 28 Feb, 2018 @ 11:59pm 
with u and ur family's lifes
thecheesyexperiment 28 Feb, 2018 @ 9:07pm 
then how do i pay
Kaboose  [author] 28 Feb, 2018 @ 8:43pm 
you cant pay with money