The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

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How to commit suicide
By Xantain
These easy steps will teach you how to kill yourself in Morrowind.
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What you need
You'll need a cliff racer and any other hostile creature.
What to do with them
Now you need to put those enemies to use. This part is easy; just try to fight them both at once. As you can see, your chances of surviving are absolute zero.
Congratulations
You have now successfully killed yourself in Morrowind.

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188 Comments
Danielxen 26 Aug @ 6:53am 
how to do in real life
slantypants 15 Aug @ 4:13pm 
Brother you either go full destruction or balance it with a combat skill as a major. Short blade, long blade, blunt or spear. Spear is good for endurance (Good luck finding trainers though) considering you will want high HP to offset not having armour. And Blunt is good for strength so you can carry all those potions without slowing down.

IMO playing as a Sauron warlock with heavy armor and magic casting is more fun than being a naked mage. You can survive most fights without wasting magicka and use magic to tip any odds in your favour when need be.
Bubba Gump 9 Aug @ 2:17pm 
character and birthsign?
Julia Skye 9 Aug @ 2:05pm 
Is it me or is playing a mage with no armor SUCK ASS? I've been having a real hard time fighting the people in dungeons because how weak I am? I know it probably normal as a low level character, but this is ridiculous, this makes the game unfair. I had to toggle to god mode just to get rid of the assholes and now I feel guilty and is now thinking about changing a new class to something like sorcerer.
AidsMildew 26 Jul @ 4:05am 
Not sure what it is but cliffracers are really not as difficult as people make them out to be.
isaacbj06 17 Jul @ 5:14am 
Meanwhile my level 1 character soloing 4 cliff racers and destroying
Bubba Gump 9 Jul @ 3:10pm 
jumping off a five foot cliff won't work depending on your acrobatics skill, however swimming from the town of Khuul to Solstheim would work wonders in suicide as the slaughterfish and dreugh will happily come after you
Xantain  [author] 9 Jul @ 1:16pm 
That sounds pretty reliable too :BR_Skull:
Greyskys85 8 Jul @ 10:21am 
Couldn't I just jump off of a 5 foot cliff or try to swim across any body of water?
Xantain  [author] 7 May @ 5:06pm 
Always hate when that happens