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Video contains:
1:10 Sledge
1:52 Mute
2:25 Thatcher
2:52 Smoke
3:45 Ash
4:30 Thermite
5:07 Castle
5:42 Pulse

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Alright, guys, im totally ready now to give you some overview to the Rainbow Six Siege operatives. There is really a big bunch of them, and new couple are released every three months. But i will tell you about first twenty of the basic game, before it was cool. They are really tough guys, every have his own gadget and outfit, but this is not guide or ♥♥♥♥, just overview video. Enjoy.


You know, rainbow six siege is not hard to understand. i have played about three and a half hours already and know all the ♥♥♥♥. There are two teams of five people in each, killing each other. Supposed to. But you probably cant do that because of barricades. they are everywhere. There must probably be a sawmill somewhere around - i can’t exlain every window on three-floor building barricaded some other way. Just look.

Each game map looks like a three or four floor buildings with a lot of rooms, maybe twenty or so. So there is about twenty doorways in that game. Do you know how much of them ahve a door inside? Zero. Zero doors, and all windows are barricaded. maybe someone who lived here just broke all doors to a wooden planks to barricade all windows. I dont know.

All ops are grouped into units, and eventually by country.

First of all is SAS - British Special Air Service


Here is Sledge.
He smash walls and ♥♥♥♥
He got pocket sniper-11
Literally, he is Bane
Smash skulls with a hammer
A hammer?
Seriously, what?
Bald

If you have no hammer, you can try to scout enemies with drones. or make some other high-tech gadget ♥♥♥♥, but wait. There is always some freak who disrupts everything and make you cry like a girl who lost her drone and now must go all in for assault. I am former member of crybaby club and i know how real this is.

So, there is Mute. look.
He is WiFi and BlueTooth expert
Really good at helping old people with their wifi
♥♥♥♥♥ with drones
Increases wifi range for his team with mobile routers
Literally just a network admin
Nerd

This game is so unbalanced. There is a barricades, and gadgets that can destroy barricades, and gadgets that destroy that gadgets, and gadgets that destroy all gadgets. Its too much information for my brain, so i just run forward and shoot everyone i see.

And… and there is a girl named Thatcher
Fooking laser sights
Experienced
Bandit and Mute’s worst enemies
Six inch blade
Old
Cant get up

Anyway. people in this game are running around each other, hang down from a ledge, hide behind a curtains, while others are carrying a huge machinegun, rocket launchers or even aoe poison spell like a freaking rpg wizard.

Last of them is Smoke
Mucks about
Deadly farts
Pocket sniper-11
Is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Also might be a Hitler Clone

And… you know, there is only one crew. Only four characters and i am already confused. You know what? Forget that ♥♥♥♥. No matter who you play with, win or lose, as long as you enjoy the gameplay.

You know, the actual gameplay takes place in a single building or even a room, so it looks liek a barrel of monkey, but each monkey have a weapon, some have three rifles, other got a knife and one got a freaking rocket launcher.

There we go now, another cruel team is FBI SWAT


And here is a star named Ash
Breaks walls and ♥♥♥♥ with her nades, sometime peoples too
Is fast, so she can ran away from Hitler and his Pocket sniper-11
Dodges bullets
Is a Jew

You know, if someone told me before, that i would play as a girl with rocket launcher, and my main ability would me shoot rockets in a wall - i would be like “nooo, why can i shoot people”. But no! In that game, everything is made to distract you from shooting people. For instance, reinforced wall. You can shoot in a normal wall, but not reinforced. Its like a collossus from Xmen - and looks much similar.

Another lucker is Thermite
Hot
♥♥♥♥♥ up hard walls
TSSSSSHHHHH
Good oneliners
Behind 9/11

And, you know you also can break almost every place in a map with your butt. I mean you rifle’s butt. You can penetrate walls, ceilings, floors, even other players with it. Exept you meet a character who waits for your butt.

So, they are no all male and are not all white, actually. here is Castle
Black
Giant ♥♥♥♥
Buff as ♥♥♥♥
Puts up cardboard doors
Hopes they dont have a Sledge, Ash, Glaz, grenades or melee key bound
Black

So the safest way to survive in that game is… not moving at all and shoot every pixel you see. No matter if its friend or enemy, you cannot be sure until it is dead. anyway, one time you will end up killed trough the wall by gadget user.

And last of them is Pulse
Legal wallhacks
Looks a pretty chill dude
Watches ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mastturbate through walls
Watches ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mastturbate through walls
Bald

That game is so cruel. You can try as hard as you can but seems like all your efforts can lead to a totally random result. Achieving perfect score is like a ship in a bottle. You know how they are created? You take some old rubbish and thrash you have left from school years, some toothpicks, and put it all in a bottle, then you pour some glue in that bottle, seal it and shake it like never. After that you will probably have a messed glued trash inside looking like ♥♥♥♥ in a bottle, but sometimes! Sometimes you got a ship in a bottle.


That’s all for this part of a video. I hope you’re already running to virtual shop to get your copy of Rainbow Six Siege, because if not… I should probably make another video to make you sure about it. Leave your comments under that. You know. Below.
And yes, thanks Pyrion Flax and Itshighblackbeard for inspiring me into this content. You guys are really cool.