I will only apologize for this once, sorry, but theres a lot of ♥♥♥♥ involved here.

Moving on, i have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ keyboard so if my "e"s arent there, get over it.

Gneral tips, ♥♥♥♥ eveerywhere, if it moves, ♥♥♥♥ at it, if ♥♥♥♥ isnt working, keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on it.

Sometimes you can move, use wasd, this is not covered in the controls. Its pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Dont forget your left finger button, you can (left)click things to initiate dialogues or buttons

I have not so far found a purpose for the space bar pooping in spot action.

Spoiler free zone ends here. I suggest trying each section at least twice before reading on as it ruins the fun factor. Also ♥♥♥♥ order if i can remember anything, i will try but no garuntees.

In the crapper: nothing to do here but ♥♥♥♥ over everything

Carriage ride: ♥♥♥♥ at ur me ma to make her go faster, ♥♥♥♥ the barrels to slow the guy behind(see what i did here) you. ♥♥♥♥ the water to take a bath???

Feeding the baby: Use the button to drops 3 potatoes, drop 3 of them into the fry griller basket, then lower the basket, wait till it shakes before lifting it up, and clicking on it to spill cntents onto the plate, this worked for me twice. If this didnt do it try feeding the baby a potato. Be aware the potato dropper and gribble droper have a glass cas that extends further then you might think and make this part a pain. For the gribbles, drop and grab a gribble from the potato/gribble dropper and move him to the black box of the meat grinder, place him in and loweer the lid, should grind him up for you, use the bits to feed the baby. Remember e is to move the object closer to you, and q to push it farther away. Next section old lady needs to feed milk to the baby, hopefully you didnt knock it off the table already. Get that milk to the fat babys mouth.

Crib rider: Here you can move, go they the door, and left click on poopladys head for dialogue, then go to the light at the end of the tunnel and listen to old man pyschopath, a door should open to your left. Heres where ♥♥♥♥ happens, best of luck tou you, try to avoid swinging cabinets, and poop at the cieling for luck as you can get grabed at several locations in this place, not sure what else to tell you then pray to optshitmus prime. Now after the hallway is a room head to the back right corner, theres a small wedge opening you need to gt through, youll fall from yur crib and get attacked by 2 geezers, ♥♥♥♥ at the weelchair guy and watch him trip on the doll in the hallway, then backblaster the old women, best of luck.

The outdoorsman: A classic game of ♥♥♥♥ the cans, get crappin!. Then mystery ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ appears and ♥♥♥♥♥ over everwhere. Then big hand man kills the baby, this is where im at right now.


Thats all i have for now, thanks for reading, please leave comments below or helpfull information using a spoiler tag and starting with the "general location" or "scene" where information might be relevant as to not spoill everything in advance.