Team Fortress 2

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The Terrific Times at Turbine
By the seriouser and 1 collaborators
Hello fellow mercenaries (TF2 Players)! I have spent some time at the map, ctf_turbine, and this is what I have discovered.
   
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The Ventgineer
These interesting creatures are a common species in the map of turbine, and are specific to only turbine because their habitat is nowhere else. They will make a home in either the enemy or their own teams vents. They come in many variations, such as: Rancho Ventgineer, Anti-fun Ventgineer, Team Teleporting Ventgineer, etc.
The Ventmen
These creatures hunt the poor and lonely Ventgineers. They will usually appear in duos or small groups, but on rare occasion alone. The different species are: Soldier Ventman, Demoman Ventman, Medic Ventman, Heavy Ventman, Pyro Ventwoman/Ventman and Spy Ventman, however the Spy ventman is the least successful, as the small space gives them no opportunity for a backstab.
Medics that ACTUALLY HEAL PEOPLE
These are luckily a fairly common species found most commonly in ctf maps, specializing in destroying Sentry Nests. (We'll get to that later) They sadly only heal power classes 85% of the time. The few times they do heal other classes it's only to give overheal. These species are helpful to their team, unlike their cousins, the battle medics.
The Sentry Nest Engineers (SNE)
These poor confused players only group up with other SNE's. They think that the only thing the Engineer can do is defend, but the class can do much more. They are found in nearly every match, and are usually the only ones defending the intel. If you want to support the cause, join G.E.W.P. to help support the difficult lives of these Engineers.
G.E.W.P. - http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/gewpofficial
The Battle Medics
Most commonly found carrying an Ubersaw and Blutsauger, this uncommon species of player can be found anywhere on the map, most commonly out on the battlefield. They rarely heal anyone, and if they do it's always a Demo, Soldier or Heavy. They will usually run out into battle blindly without fear of death, then once they take even 10 damage they'll back away behind a DPS class. On rare occasion they can be found fighting until they die. Many battle Medics are inspired by their lord and savior, ArraySeven. However, ArraySeven has long given up this play style and become a Medic that is a mix of both the battle Medic, fighting for himself if he ends up alone, and the Medic that actually heal people, healing his teammates a good amount.
The Phlogistinator Pyro
These evil little creatures are the predators of all Turbine creatures except the Engineers. They run out into the battlefield blindly, just to get 5 seconds of crits. Some live and have crits. Some die. Many players give this up, however, due to the high chance of death. Not many of these creatures exist in the wild, as should a normal top predator.
The Unusuals Only
These rare creatures are very wealthy and are usually wearing high-quality unusuals such as a burning team captain or blizzard blighted beak. Though rare, these creatures are usually very skilled in-game.
1 Comments
unbearably 12 Mar, 2017 @ 3:08am 
mmm not bad for a species guide