*Aim for heads
*Prioritize your targets
*Check for enemies around you
*Check for wounded teammates
*Check the time
*Reload
*Heal
*Taunt
*Lay down
*Try not to cry
*Cry a lot
*Give dosh for those who need it
*Ask for dosh
*Be toxic towards your teammates
*Look at the sky, it gets pretty when black and white
*Admire the art of the game
*Miss KF1
*Realize how bad the new Fleshpound sounds
*Be grateful for the new Gorefast, even though it is the same guy: now with more blades
*Question the capitalist system currently used in our country
*Write the communist manifest
*Heil Karl Marx
*Realize none of the KF2 characters have his fabulous beard
*Lay down
*Try not to communist
*Communist a lot
*Why are you still reading this
*Seriously, this isn't even funny
*Check for collectables
*Be a simple man
*See pretty girl in thumbnail
*Click like
*Say n-word
*Thumbs up
*Type in the chat "Alex is a stupid homie or friend"
*Buy The Bioshock Collection
*Bully
*Be bullied
*Watch The Accountant
*Think Ben Affleck represented an autist man very well
*Watch Chef
*Buy clothes for KF2
*Spend your money
*Capitalism
*Ponder if this game even is a beta anymore
*Question when they are going to start the Halloween and Christmas crazy ♥♥♥♥
*Play Undertale
*Tell no one you like it or else you'll get lynched
*Be back at it again with the white Vans
*Go play outside, it's been a long time since you left the house
*Look at the sun, too sunny
*Get back inside
*Level up
*Play Berserker, it's fun
*Read this guide while in Z.E.D. time
*Read another guide
*Like this guide, the author needs your support
*Think if you really want to be a medic
*Drop out of medicine school
*Learn how to paint
*Beg for food
*Get money
*Buy weapon skins for KF2
*Capitalism
*Get mad
*Make life take the lemons back
*Live with your mother in a small house at the top of a hill
*Miss Obama
*Miss miss Obama
*Buy Trump poster
*He is your God now
*Watch out for Stalkers
*Get some friends
*Play alone
*Try to make amends
*Look at your phone
*Rhyme
*Be poetic, express yourself
*Get bullied for being poetic
*Lose friends
*Buy more weapon skins for KF2
*Think if bees can fly
*Get out of his swamp
*Grand Dad
*Fleentstones
*Ocean Man
*Realize Spongebob got cancelled
*Fill your bathtub with water
*Get inside
*Plug your toaster
*Make some toast
*Eat toast in the tub
*Name it Tub Toast
*Dry yourself
*Get dressed
*Kiss your Trump poster
*Buy VA-11 HALL-A because your friend thought it looked cool
*Regret buying it but play it anyway
*Get invested
*Get curious about porn involving the characters
*Turn the lights off
*Find a tissue box
*Take off your pants
*Try not to fall
*Fall
*Cry a lot
*Communist
*Realize this is getting old
*Tell Jack that this is getting old
*Get jumpscared
*Told you to check for Stalkers
*Think if Pewdiepie is still funny anymore
*Pewdiepie did nothing wrong
*Hugh
*Mungus
*Is that sexual harassment?
*Meme
*Change your steam nickname to "Ethan Bradberry"
*I see that I'll have to teach you how to use your Z.E.D. time
*Learn how to play the piano
*End up forgetting how to play the piano
*Buy a silly hat on KF2
*Own every single piece of clothing on KF2
*Feel proud, then immediately regret wasting your time on a video game
*You didn't evolve as a person
*You just evolved as numbers on a screen
*Your irrelevant character now looks so pretty, but at what cost?
*Did you ever spend that much time with your pets, for example?
*Your parents?
*There is a high chance that you've spent more time in front of a computer
*Than in front of your mother
*But you'd rather do that, wouldn't you?
*It's easier to forget about life than to actually face it
*Like reading this useless guide
*Yeah, someone will certainly remember you for reading this
*Hell, will you even remember this guide?
*No, it was just for a momentary laugh
*Maybe not even that
*Congratulations
*You're a level 25 Waste of skin
*Notice the Dark Souls reference
*Laugh
*Comment over it
*Communism
*Use "XD"
*Talk like Doge
*Feel whole
*And alwas remember to check your ammo

I'm not a pro at KF2, so if you have anything else to add to this guide, please do let me know!