In Archeblade you have to learn to read between the lines.
What might look like an insult could be a completment or a challange

The first step in your conquest of love is to scope out your opions.

See witch players are brainless compared to those who are both smart and passive.
( A hint is to see who is ocupied with seizure symptoms wile getting warmed up, winning, making money, or coming back from a shower. )

If they walk towards you ominously then avoid them they're just r@pists. However if they flop around wildly first wile uttering porly translated korean phrases like "I win I'm survived." Then you're job has gotten a little easyer and someone wants to be your valintine this year.

Archeblade is all about HOT SMOLDERY DISPAIR

So make sure that you take a big handfull, keep you're hormones firing on all cylinders and stay as teritorial as Chen with a russian milkshake.

Behavior in Archeblade consists of Three Main Categories :
Reference Example List : This list will match up with the main catagories below to show a map of example players to match with these conditions.
EXlist : Gas == Example A, Furb == Example B , Acount2383527 == Example C
Chen == Example Alphabet

• A Passive == only talks and lays like a lump in a specific area to cult importants Is part of the collective is also harmless to none violent scrubs . (also s@xable if you so desire)
  
• B Violent == do not speak attack anything on sight Avoid at all cost or kill in a fair fight.

• C F****** ***** **** ***** noob == anyone who runs around wildly attacking dust particles on their screen or random players. Not ever s@xable. killable and encouraged to do so :3.
  
  

Archeblade is a verry social game with many rituals of both social and physical means.
Infact everything you need to know in archeblade is based on body language.

1. The gaurd Used for entertainment and territorial pimp battles 1v1ing is an assential part of peacfull communites filled with horny teens. Starting a 1v1 is Simple ask by gaurding quickly in rapid sucsession like your d%ck is about to fall off and your only chance to stop it is blocking Chen and his leagon of flying c@nd@m rappers. If they reply in kind it means furb is looking at them hungrally and they would rather fight you instead.(if you read this far sorry for always using you as an example Chen)

2. The Taunt Characteristic of the redundant sound and animation timing is key.
3.Head sitting Theres no going back now this is the 47th base. simply jump above a player and purch a top their head to start the s@xy times.
< not sorry 3

Its the final leg of your journey through Archebae my children are you ready ?
Your training ends now.

To sax up a partner there are two simple steps a d&ck and a renny.

The Archeblade mating ritual is verry delacate one miss step and your potential lover could end up stabing you in the face with any sharp object at hand.

Avoid looking ominouse as mentioned previouse thus proceed slowly you don't want to spook the small minded creature. Standing still frequently will help them know you lack agression

Once you get close enough grab em right by the pnssy and prostrate yourself wile tuanting wildly as shown in this picture.

Good now if they repeat the tuant you've sealed the deal and forced yourself on them.
Quick, Don't miss this chance you have been accepted into the current cult and domineering order.


Completing the next step as shown
As the submissive body hops on the dominant's head like a swedish foot master one more noob will join archeblade
and you'll get a body like this


Thanks for reading ~ wolftamer
Speical thanks to chen for being a swedish foot master and furb for eating people alive.

Happy valintines day guys we made it without a buntch of hormonal saxually deprived bladers ripping us limb from limb.