First things first, let's make something clear, the Mud in this game is a real pain in the ass, but you might be thinking,
"Jee, there has to be some sort of way around it!"
To that, I say...No. As you can see from the screenshot, this ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere.
It's as if God decided to flush his almighty bum pellets upon the map that you are trying to cross, like how a baker carefully puts sprinkles on his cake, (but its a ♥♥♥♥ cake). I say this as the game has been specifically designed to ♥♥♥♥ you over and force you to drive through the Mud.
Let me explain.
The goal of SPINTIRES is to collect wood and then dump it somewhere else, classic take ♥♥♥♥ from A to B, right? WRONG!
If you just did that you'd be as bored as Tiger Woods with just one woman!
To fix this the developers tried their hardest to frustrate you and make the challenge almost impossible, thus, to further increase the game time. They do this through 3 deadly sins known as: Trees, Rivers and Mud.
Imagine this; you're driving harmoniously, taking in the wonders of your beautiful map in your tank, but then you come across this:
Literal Hell. Your only options to get through it is to either: go through the trees, go through the river or go through the mud.
Firstly, the trees are not an option, as they will destroy you. I don't care what you are driving (I'm driving a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tank) those trees will stop you dead in your tracks, (If The Rock were a tree (and had multiple tree babies) it would be those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TREES!). Plus to make it even harder they are all packed tightly together and attempting to manoeuvre around them is hopeless as your DRIVING A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TANK!
The second option is to go through the river. Good luck with that m8, as unless you're a god at SPINTIRES, then you are going to stall your engine and need rescuing, (the thing is though is that this makes sense as who thinks its a good idea to drive through a river in a truck).
The third and final option is to go through the Mud, which it looks like your going to have to do as the other alternatives are not optional, which proves how the devs force you to drive through the mud.

Not that you understand why the Mud exists, you're now ready to learn what to do when you get stuck in it!

You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Restart the map, uninstall the game, hang yourself, when you get stuck in the mud it's over. You can struggle all you want; you can attempt to winch yourself out, but it's no use, the mud has claimed you; you are now its ♥♥♥♥♥.

By this point, you should hopefully understand that the only challenge to this game is getting stuck in the mud and because of this, and how slow you drive, this makes the gameplay seem longer. As a bonus, though there is nothing to work for except achievements.

So...£20.00 for this. That money is now in a sea of lost potential. That money could have fed a homeless person but instead has fed the wallets of the devs.

Personally, I recommend seeing a therapist to help you with your new found depression, or if you cannot afford it, I heard Mr. Noose is taking free sessions.

I've already talked about the only enemy in the game being wet dirt in other sections of the guide.

But it's true.

How threatening is this stock image?




Truly terrifying, well the Devs thought it was a good idea so...






(I don't know what else to do here, I pretty much made this section so I could make the joke in the overview part. I mean I'm talking about wet dirt for ♥♥♥♥'s sake).

I had this joke where I would literally show an in-depth guide to how to use the steam refund system, but I can't be bothered.

Enjoy this picture of Khaled-man instead!

Confession time! There is no "Much More." I did it to make it appear like there was more content to the guide.
So basically, I false advertised for a SPINTIRES steam guide that no one is going to see, (pretty cheeky init fam?) Hire me Ubisoft.

♥♥♥♥ Game by: Oovee® Game Studios

Suffered through by: The Community

(Don't take this to heart, I love SPINTIRES)

Thanks for Reading!