Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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how to fix slow internet
By daedric artifact
Here's a step by step guide on how to fix your internet!
   
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Buy a handgun
Before you can make your internet run faster, you need to take a visit to your local gun shop! Out of previous experience, I highly recommend a Glock 19. You also need a gun liscense to buy a gun, so get that before you buy it!
Load your weapon
Before we can get to the internet we ALSO need to load the gun. Whoops, looks like you should have bought ammo when you got it!

Make sure that it is fully loaded.

Ready your weapon
C o c k your handgun so that it is ready to fire. Make sure the safety is off!!

(the word co ck is banned so idk ignore the spaces)
Aim
Point the handgun directly at your PC. Make sure that it is approximately 3-7 ft away from it.

Fire
You may not believe it, but the gun actually detects that you are aiming at a PC! Instead of firing bullets, it will shoot a laser that will fix your slow internet! Try it yourself!

These are MY results:

And now I no longer have ANY lag!!! Happy Gaming!
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127 Comments
Oguri Cap 22 Dec, 2022 @ 10:08am 
thank you very much
daedric artifact  [author] 1 May, 2020 @ 9:25pm 
3 years later and this shit still works
Jackie Wackie 1 May, 2020 @ 9:25pm 
yes
gwrichards1 4 Nov, 2017 @ 1:20pm 
it worked, definetly try this xP
yuuerwerk 2 Feb, 2017 @ 2:16pm 
not sure if this is proper, you should use something more powerful, like a Magnum .45.
Von'drokor 2 Feb, 2017 @ 2:01pm 
moar pls
sans from fortnite 31 Jan, 2017 @ 5:44pm 
AtlasOk, Dude thats from Bioshock 2 and that is called "Advertising."
xXThe_BenedictXx 31 Jan, 2017 @ 4:45pm 
idt anyone wants more guides
Chipperty 31 Jan, 2017 @ 6:47am 
whyy:csgocross:
Mistyk 30 Jan, 2017 @ 6:26pm 
Instructions not clear, got my dick stuck in the glock 19, accidentally pulled trigger, this guid would be great if it were a guide on "How to become a male to female transgender in 5 seconds" :/