Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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how 2 pley hat simulator 2
By Mr. "Ant" Tenna
are you new and don't know wtf is going on? well read this!
   
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Numba 1. pleying da gaem
Now, Tea Four Dress Too is mistaken by many as a war game, This is incorrect, Group Castle 2 is actually Steam's best war-themed Hat Simulator,
Here's your strategy while playing the game:
1. hats
2. hats
3. hats
4. hats
5. hats
6. more hats
7. hats
8. hats?
Numba 2. da comoonity
the community?
...
let's not talk about that subject
Numba 3. Weepawns
Barbie Fashion Fortress 2 is a war-themed Hat Simulator right?
Well War has weapons!
But those don't matter,
Because what really matters is Cosmetics.
Number 4. Fin
now you know how to play this gaem
now go out there and buy hats
110 Comments
Mr. "Ant" Tenna  [author] 7 Jun, 2018 @ 5:53pm 
how does a guide i made out of sheer boredom have 5507 viewers?
Mr. "Ant" Tenna  [author] 27 Aug, 2017 @ 5:27am 
@LJS
magic.
*snort snort*
also, you must have a defective wallet, it didn't break mine.
rats destroyer 24 Aug, 2017 @ 3:44am 
Do that "throwing wallet into the screen" thing, broke it in progress...

Also, if you can sell only soul, how can someone have more then 1 unusual?
Mr. "Ant" Tenna  [author] 24 Aug, 2017 @ 3:11am 
@YAAC
you get them by throwing your entire wallet at the screen, then you will get a free hat!
but if you sell your soul to the devil, you can get what is known as a "unusual" which is a burning hat, not only that, but gabe newell will come to your house and give you a backrub
rats destroyer 19 Aug, 2017 @ 10:05am 
Yes but... how do you finds hat in the first place?
Ballorig 26 May, 2017 @ 5:42am 
Instructions unclear. I have a pikachu in a pokemon game now
ig: Caitoww 24 May, 2017 @ 6:17pm 
And The Hats??
Mantequilla 24 May, 2017 @ 6:11pm 
ALLABHU AKBAAAR
CALCETA AGREGAME 24 May, 2017 @ 5:11pm 
thx dud
Ryoh 24 May, 2017 @ 5:43am 
Thx m8 for da guiide for dis gaem