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How to Summon Harambe in TF2 (2017) (GONE ISIS)
By Vegetable Terrorist and 4 collaborators
Harambe died 7,000 Decades ago, but you can summon him in TF2.
   
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Step 1: Class to Pick
Step 1: To first summon Harambe you must go Demoman because hes black



After doing that you must type these 3 things in the span of 3 Minutes.


Harambe Harambe, i hate how he died, Harambe Harambe, why am i dead inside?

Y O U G R E E D Y D I R T B A G

O ' H A R E

After this your game should restart and the menu should look like this.[www.google.com]

Also you should recieve a "Austrailium Specialized Killstreak Black Box" or a "Australium Stick Bomb Launcher" and a Name Tag

To get harambe to be pleased for this first step you have to rename the weapon "Harambe"
(Also this whole time you must be playing Soldier, or Demoman

Step 2: Harambes Summoning Ground
Once you get the items, you must launch a bot server on pl_upward


Once the map loads you should hear keemstars mating call, indicating Harambes presents.

You will soon notice all the bots are now blacks, the worst type of bot.

You must kill all the bots and then jump off the cliff and then type.

JUMP FOR HARAMBE

Next the game will restart to a map called pd_harambe.
Step 3: Beating pd_harambe
To beat pd_harambe you must kill black bots and gain "Harampoints" and bring them back to spawn, when you get 17, a harambe poster will show up in the sky then the map will go completely dark, pitch black to exact.

At this point you must search for Harambe, but sometimes Harambe will become evil if he doesnt trust your precents.

If he is pleased, you must find him, you can hear him by trying to locate ejaculation on the ground, or hearing Harambe masturbate then jack him off yourself.

As you are doing this you must be listening to this song
If harambe is not pleased you must hide from him to survive and then shoot him with your gun to kill him, and get real Harambe to come.

Once you find harambe and jack him off, you must type in console
tf_harambe_retry_changemap 1

Which brings you to a completely different game called,
THE TEAMWORK CASTLE BATTLE GAMES
Step 4: Getting to Level 1 in The Teamwork Castle Battle Games
The Teamwork Castle Battle Games
is a game based around this, reaching level 1 requires you to kill 14 bots, If Team Fortress 2 does not change, just go on bots and kill 14 of them.

Then after this you press ~ and type
tcbg_quota_finish_lvl 1
or in tf2
unbindall
unbinding the link between TF2 and TCBG.


Now since you did those commands in TF2 or TCBG, you will equipt your Austailium weapon you recieved earlier and you have to reach level 4 in Competetive mode in TF2

Which will trigger a command in console
pd_harambe_wastedtime 1
Step 5 (Final Step): Playing the Harambe Horror Game
The command will bring you to a Harambe based horror game, this game is as scary as tattletail n i g g a



The way to beat the game is to find all 1 pages





You will find scary things like commands that say

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

tf_unrank

and the scariest thing of all

i got pranked
47 Comments
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