1. MAKE SURE TO CALL EVERY BAD PLAYER A ♥♥♥♥♥♥R ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND/OR A ♥♥♥♥♥ FACE
2. BUY NEGEV ROUND 2 FOR EZ ONE TAPS
3. KNOW ALL OLD MEMES AND NEW MEMES (MOST IMPORTANTLY 9/11 MEMES)
4.OVERUSE THE WORDS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND DANK. ESPECIALLY IN CHAT
5.SEE THAT YOU TEAM IS SAVING? GO AHEAD AND BUY AN AWP
6.WIN GAMES
7.DONT LOSE
8.IF YOU LOSE THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT CAN BEAT YOU ARE HACKERS, SO BLAME THE OTHER TEAM FOR HACKING