Listen closely
As soon as you join, take a deep breath and pull your socks up because now you have become a god. First thing you do is assess the situation, check how many kids there are, what the admins are like and what ♥♥♥♥ there is on the server. ONLY then you venture out of spawn to run around like Dora - just be careful now, papa doesn't want you to get ran over by a kid or possibly an admin who is also a kid, so stay off the roads.
So you're on the road like a highwayman, great, you're a loser. Now go find a gun dealer and buy the most expensive gun your sorry ass can afford, done? Good. Now go to the most isolate place on the server and buy the doors and live like the peasant you are.

Cancer 2.0
So now you found a dump that you can call home! Congratulations, you're even a bigger loser than before. Now, you shall build the greatest fortress of your life that can repel enemy attacks with ease . Preferably, you should have one entrance to your base, if you do then put 4 keypad doors in a row infront of it, and board them windows up, boy, you dont want some creeps looking through them. Make barricades and cover inside. Once done inside colour it in and go outside to place fifty thousand cameras outside which you will never even check. Add some signs now, be creative and name your base, be proud of it.

Everyone around you should look like this when you show them your base

Out of titles

Now you finally are ready to make that sweet dope, go ahead and buy some sweet pots and grow some weed(If your ♥♥♥♥ sever allows it) Or make some meth, works either way. Spend a good hour getting that sick cash instead of going outside to play a game called life you fat ♥♥♥♥♥ because a virtual world is more important. Anyway, once you gather around 100k, you should purchase printers so everyone passing by can know that you're getting that money. Now with pockets full of money and hoes on your side, go out to town to recruit some back stabbing plebs. Then, go rob a bank or steal cars - or people and ransom them for a penny.

Your crew should look like this

Now with a crew, mad money, mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥; mad base, you shall now make everyones expectections of you so low, no-one will ever bother you, no-one will want to ♥♥♥♥ with you. But on the down low, you're chilling. If you managed to do that. Well, ♥♥♥♥, well done, you're ahead of everyone. Now remeber those fifty thousand cameras around your base? Make sure to check them every second. Constantly add more barricades, walls and doors... just in case, and show how insecure and paranoid you are. Build a secure panic room where all your weed, meth and hoes are located and stay in it if you're being raided, I am sure that your crew will ''defend you''.

Your defeat should look like this

The end

With a great base and a great crew; and sick money; and cars; and guns; and hoes, you will now begin to breakdown.
What has to be done:

• Advert your location so everyone will come to raid you
  
• Spend all your money on glocks
  
• Successfully defend your base
  
• Call everyone in the chat a ♥♥♥♥
  
• Destroy your printers, hoes and weed
  
• Kill your crew
  
• Destroy their cars
  
• Destroy your base
  
• Run to town guns blazing
  
• Kill everyone you see
  
• Get jumped by your admins
  
• Make a deep, emotional excuse
  
• Get kicked
  
• Realise how much of a ♥♥♥♥ up you are
  
• Consider suicide
  
  
  Rate me guide, lad. Thank you for reading and have a nice day.

Addition 2.0

This a server I quite enjoy, maybe we'll play togeher sometime.
Here is the link to their group: http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/ElysianGamingRP
IP address: 164.132.202.70:27015
Also, harambe memes are dead.