It was a cold day near the Air Base on Altis in the middle on November. Me and a friend were minding our own business, taking a stroll towards a hotdog stand down the street for lunch.

All of a sudden we started taking fire. Taken by surprise, we scrambled off the street and ran to the shoreline where we started to fight back. It was at this moment something very peculiar happened.



It was a terrible feeling.

It was as though my body was ripped in two, only held together by my spine. My whole body was shaking and I collapsed on the ground.

For about a split second, I knew I wasn't on Altis anymore. It was not hell for bright and colorful foliage surrounded my frail figure and the warm and welcoming green grass of lush hillsides greeted me. I was no longer in pain. My hands could feel my chest intact, as though I had never experienced such symptoms as I had just experienced. I clambered to my knees and it was marvelous, as though the whole world had come to welcome me, and I could see into the very building blocks of the universe. It was not heaven either, for the sky above my feeble head was so dark, like an endless void, devouring all shreds of life and light that dared enter it's realm. It was at this particular moment that I had a sudden revelation, we mortal humans are so fragile in this world, so finite. And it was at this moment I knew we were part of something far larger than we could ever imagine.

A World, constantly updating. A world with realistic bullet physics. This war we fight is but a game in the eyes of gods.

Alas, this time must come to an end. I was thrust forcefully back into our reality, and back into the fight. I felt no different than I had several minutes ago, as though my consciousness had not traversed realms.

There was no time for a soliloquy, but I made a mental note to ponder these new, abstract ideas at a later time.

I tried several times to recreate the unique experience, and after several times I have failed.

I do not yet know the unique circumstances in which is necessary to replicate this event.

I fear that no one will believe the things I had experienced. That no one will understand the beauty of the other world, and understand the true reality we live in.

You must trust my story. Know it to be true.

We are being controlled by beings outside our comprehension.

I have discovered, with the help of others who describe similar experiences, some ways to ease into this other dimension and to reveal the truth.












The slide kills those who are not worthy


This man claimed to feel very off, as though something ominous was happening

I would like to thank my friends and family for helping get through this experience.

Especially to those who believed me when I made my claims. It can be difficult to believe, but all that I say is true.

It was hard telling people about this other World. I was called a heretic. Insane. But it is the truth. I have awoken.

If you know of a way to experience the supernatural or to awaken others, please let me know. It is vital to the understanding of our world.

Perhaps this is all the work of the flying spaghetti monster. We may never know if he is sliding us a subtle hint with his noodly appendages.


R'amen.

I donno what your problem is, but tone it down.

By seeing the title of this guide you can see that it's for fun, not for learning how to massacre your enemies at 1,000 meters. I just wanted to raise awareness for all the bugs and glitches in Arma 3. Don't get me wrong, I love the game and love to play it the way it was meant to be played. I also love messing around in the game, and having a merry time.


Thanks and have a wonderful day!