Okay, so you see your mom's purse on the table?
I think she just got back from work.
Where does she work again? Ah f*ck it.

Put your leg forward...
Good, now f*cking walk you ret*rd.

JUST F*CKING GRAB IT AND DIP

You have the credit card, good.
Now matrix this sh*t.
Okay she isn't looking
...
F*ck this sh*t i'm out.
Okay you got your mom's credit card.
Log onto Steam, place in her credit card information.
Now.


Go to your favorite server that probably is cancerous to normal people.
Tell an admin your going to donate
Purchase your VIP++++++ for 4 jobs and a dollar in-game currency.
Go around bragging about it that you have VIP++++++ with your VIP++++++ job.
Make everyone p*ssed at you, and think you are a d*ck [which you are].
Get banned from the server 5 minutes later for minging.
...



They took your money...
why the f*ck did you click on this click bait f*cking guide?