Are you bored of everyday golf with your friends? Do you need something to spice up your gameplay? Well here it is: eggs.
When playing with eggs, keep in mind two things:
1. You're hitting a baby animal around with a golf club.
2. It's a mix between a ball and a cone (AKA: The devil)
So some properties match up.
Like a ball, you can hit in any direction, but like a cone, your hits are messed up. In the picture, you can see if you hit it up or down, it'll veer off to the left or right. If you hit it left of right, it'll go straight (if it's perfect) but also hop up and down and 1/2 of the time, it jumps over boundries. So from this it seems you usually want to hit it up and down, and you do.
Also, the egg has more friction so try to hit it a bit harder.

On hole 2 of forest, It seems to be just a straight line. But don't be fooled by this. I don't know if it's
just me, but if you shoot that dead chicken in a straight line, it will bounce of to the left so try to shoot a bit to the right and you might get it as lucky as I did. (picture on right)
On the windmill hole of forest, (I'm too lazy to check the number) this picture will almost always happen. You can't stop it but it is common so don't freak out if you miss it.
On the hole with lots of targets, (still lazy) Shoot full power at the third target, then try to shoot full power at the flag. Even if it's not facing the right way, the bird usually awakens and jumps over the barrier.
Eggs are really hard to make guides on because everytime you hold R to respawn, you respawn in a different position. You still start in the same position though, so if you wanted to, I guess you could retire over and over again.

*but I wouldn't be suprised if Gizzy did. (My high on forest with eggs is 76. Add my score to your hall of fame.)

It's very fun, It's hilarious to see people rage, and if you like jump better...























You can turn jump on.