Island-Mexicans are invading your Country and are stealing your jobs. How can you stop them? Mexicans have a big weakness and we will abuse this weakness! This weakness is called Walls!
We will show you how to build a beautiful wall, which not only keeps the island-Mexicans away, it will also give you an extra job as a wall builder and we know that you love 'em jobs!

So listen up and learn how to make your forest great again!

Island-Mexicans are dangerous, spanish speaking rapists,who will try to steal your jobs!
There are exactly 6 types of Island-Mexicans:

The usual Island-Mexican.
These are very fast. They make sounds known as "Spanish". Their weakness is Freedom-Fire and Walls.


The Tacothrower
They are pretty much normal Island-Mexicans, however. They throw with spicy tacos at you, making you burn from the inside. They will try to avoid meleecombat and throw Tacos at you, so you should take them down first before they make you vomit out of spicyness and steal your jobs.

The Legxican
These huge, disgusting imigrants are perfectly build to jump over high walls and inpregnant your women. When you come to close, they will rush at you and take away your jobs, so you better keep a distance and give them a taste of freedom with your Anti-Mexican-Flaregun.


The Tacosaurus Mex
These ugly guys will try to destroy your wonderfull wall and make path for their Mexican brothers.
They have enough arms to grab your whole familie by the pu$$y, so keep a distance from them. The most effective way of fighting them is by making them attack you, instead of your wall, so they can't invade your forest. Also effiective is giving them good loads of freedom. When they charge at you, try to make them run into a tree. They are nice enough to help you cut down trees for your wall.

La Bebé
These little f0cks may not be good at jumping high, but they are small enough to fit through little holes in your wall. When it comes to a fight with a group of Island-Mexicans about a few gallons of oil, these small guys have low priority, since they are easy to doge and only take one or two hits.

The fatino guy
These ones never try to invade your country, which is nice. Probably because they can't get their fat a$$ out of that dark Mexican-Cave. But in case you are on a trip through the Rápist-Land, on the look for oil, and you find one of these, you should try to stay away from them, since the will sit on you and crush your bones. Give them some good loads of freedom from a distance as always. Also you should try to climb up somwhere, so they can't overrun you.

So you want to build a huge a$$ wall, but don't know out of what materials. Stone and wood walls are very good. You can even stack 'em up to make your wall bigger and greater!

So. Step 1: get a small loan of a million rocks and logs.

Now that you have your materials, you need to place a blueprint for a wall, so that these Mexican rapists can't enter your country and steal your jobs. The wall must be at least 3 times taller than an average Island-Mexican, cause they are pretty good wallclimbers!

That would be Step 2: Place your Wall.

Now it's time to build your wall. The best way to do that is to let the island mexicans (especially Tacosauruses) pay for it, as described in the "what are Island-Mexicans" part. With your small loan of a million rocks/logs you should be able to build the wall, before these rapists can count to nueve!

So the most important Step, Step 3: Build that sweet wall!

Now that the wall is build, you have to defend it. Just check out that list of Mexicans up there, to see their weaknesses.
You also can build freedom-catapults. These will teach them Mexicans a lesson! Oh! And you can build a sh!t ton of traps. One wrong step and they get tabasco up the pooper.

So the final Step, Step 4:Defend that wall!

JOBS!

Congratiulation! You defended your Country in the name of freedom, jobs and oil. From now on your women will be save and you can do your jobs without any Island-Mexicans interrupting you.





But wait! We focused so much on the Mexicans that we forgot to throw out the Muslims! Need help? Maybe we will make guide helping you out with that!