Step 1: Make sure to shred ALL clothing items and drop glasses.
Turn any cloth scrap into bandages, drop the leftover cloth.

Step 2: Find a gun. Make sure its an AR.

Step 3: Steal all loot from teammate. If you're in a solo, make sure you're teamed with a 5 man asian group for maximum wins.

Step 4: Turn on your maccro to show just how sweaty you are.

Step 5: Make sure your aimbot is on so you get only headshots!!

Step 6: Tie a noose, if you need help visit this article - http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose

Step 7: Follow the directions for tying the noose, once done, hang yourself.

Step 8: Profit?