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How to be bad

By ap and 2 collaborators

How to be bad in 10 easy steps.

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23 Oct, 2016 @ 7:41am

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Congrats, you are now too a bad.

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Intro

Hi! I'm a bad and today I'll be showing you how to be an bad :)

Use the following steps to follow in my footsteps:

Step 1

Download Mount and Blade- this is an easy enough step so I don't think explaining is necessarly unless you're already a bad in which case alt f4 right now.

Step 2

Next you need to load or launch the game- this requires visiting your library and clicking play where it says mount and blade.

Step 3

This is the part where patience is good- you must wait for the game to launch- humming a tune of why are we waiting is not advised.

Step 4

Now comes the tricky part, once the game has loaded click Multiplayer and create a new avitar- make sure it looks as close to Trump as your eyes can take.

Step 5

Now you must find a server make sure you find the one with the most players and not on the gamemode "Duel" Go for the most badly spelt server name where possible.

Step 6

Find the nation with the least players and select a normal infantry man- make sure you select the longest and pointiest weapon you can lay eyes on.

Step 7

Spawn in and stab as many things that move, only use the left mouse button and the s key. Literally kill anything that moves even teammates.

Step 8

Make sure if you die you press t and spam the chat saying "noob spammer" or use any phrase you know in russian.

Step 9

Make sure you have more than double deaths to kills, and make sure you press tab a lot to keep your eye on this.

Step 10

Change your steam name to your initials to prove just how bad you are- ie ap or pp.

Congrats, you are now too a bad.

You have now completed the training on how to be a bad- well done :)

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[KotF] Count Lee of Neustria 6 Feb, 2020 @ 9:33am

Thank you, I had a lot of trouble figuring out how to do this.

Rnady 6 Apr, 2017 @ 3:35am

cyka

Rnady 6 Apr, 2017 @ 3:35am

this made the best an bad player eu na

Ullrs-Bane | Zebaad Peritz [author] 5 Mar, 2017 @ 3:32pm

Yup

ap [author] 18 Nov, 2016 @ 2:29am

All of my yes. The clue is in the name there, it certainly is a GREAT way to mass up a large pile of your own mangled corpses and ensure complete humiliation in any MP game (y)

Christopher Goblin (post-hegel) 16 Nov, 2016 @ 6:52am

Is the great lance on foot good?

ap [author] 15 Nov, 2016 @ 10:32am

Ahh, you must be a seasoned bad, you are well on your way to becoming pro. For the advanced bad loadout I would always recommend a combination of short weapons and a mount or no mount and several ranged weapons with no ammo. These tactics have always given me a high D/K ratio!

Christopher Goblin (post-hegel) 14 Nov, 2016 @ 1:16pm

Best guide I have read in a while. What loadout is recomennded for advanced bad? heavy armor, 3 crossbows and arrows? Fists? 4 shields?

pejoph [author] 23 Oct, 2016 @ 7:57am

altf4/10

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