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How to not die.

By Buddette

Guide on how to not die.

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Guide Index

Overview

How to not die.

How to die.

Conclusion

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How to not die.

1. Don't stop breathing
2. Don't breath water.
3. Don't touch lava.
4. Don't be lava.
5. Don't light dynamite and hold on to it.
6. Don't stick anything in a microwave or toaster. (Not even food)

How to die.

1. Eat a grenade.
2. Don't breathe.
3. Eat a computer.
4. Reading this guide.
5. Attempt to be a robot in Robot Wars.
6. Fight Brock Lesnar.
7. Have an opinion.

Conclusion

In conclusion, don't die.

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