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How to get terraria to run on a crappy CPU

By Congenital brain tumor 3

So, today i will be demonstrating to all of you who cant get terraria to run- HOW. TO. MAKE. IT. RUN.

By the end of this very special important vital lesson, you will have ur computer running (or even winding!) in no time! so, follow all of the steps here VERY CAREFULLY. if you dont, than you are going to die, but not rly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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4 Oct, 2016 @ 6:57am

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THE ANGER RISES, SOMETIMES THERE'S NO SURRENDER (aka, time to start learning)

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THE ANGER RISES, SOMETIMES THERE'S NO SURRENDER (aka, time to start learning)

Step one- precautions

so,to begin your training, you must first make some precautions n' ♥♥♥♥.

(1*) before you do anything, first you must go to a nearby sports store or something and buy all of the following- ENERGY DRINKS (to gain the strength to press the buttons on your keyboard), 2 BASEBALL BATS (just incase you get frustrated)
32 DONALD TRUMP BUMPER STICKERS (because trump is cul)

Step two- getting started

The first thing you should do to actually begin my lesson is to turn

on your computer. usually, you cant really do anything on your pc/laptop unless you have pressed the power button, waited about 10 seconds for the computer to start (unless you have a crappy computer, than it may take 10 YEARS.) and then logged into your cpu account or whatever it's called.
The second step is the second most important step of all- login to steam.
Now, in order to begin FOR REAL, you must boot up Terraria through our computer.

Step three- play the game

Now that you know how to turn on your computer and login to steam, you are now ready to start playing terraria. once terraria starts up on ur computer, you will see a menu that looks something like this-

(note- the background is kinda buggy cuz i was screwing around with the game files)

Conclusion

your welcome.

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Congenital brain tumor 3 [author] 16 Nov, 2016 @ 3:33pm

Just go and ask yourself "what is the price of a bullet?"... Shooting your core might help make the system run... But it'll also make YOU start runnin when the police come to investigate the racket