Okay, so this may be a very hard task for you new CSNZ players, but just go down to the Steam Store and hit DOWNLOAD. After that you have successfully downloaded this trash game!

So after you've downloaded this masterpiece of a game, just make a bot match! It's pretty straightforward for old school Counter Strike players, but for new ones it may be a difficult task to accomplish, basically go on Google and search "How to make a bot match in CSNZ", and you're set.

After you create it, buy a single grenade and chuck it in the air, and wait until it lands and kills you.

After you've died, you can now say that you've successfully played and won a CSNZ game! I know, I know it seems like far fetch, but after you've done that, uninstall this game and go cry in a corner because you basically committed a war crime for downloading this game.