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Dwight and dwight only

what are you insanes??
he is love and life allc ombined into 1 sexy man

Bond!!!
it is most important of perks, it frees you from killer

u arnt getting to lvl 15 20 or 25 becase bond is best perk!!!

you want more'?

fine ok

Hopes actually jk

slippery meats

since beer traps are invisible u need this and it also free u from hooks if ur n00b

u don't need anything else ur fine with this

in case u don't know, dwight has best of outfits...



the pizza outfits

this only you need, nothing else, you wear red because it represents the red closet

continue reeding pls

dont forget to use the tips and tricks i would make u pay for the guide but im too generous

Method
Step 1. Use the perk bond
Step 2. if killer is chasing you run in to one of your "team" mates and you wont get killed



do not worry all team mates are useless

if no team mate are near, simply pulld own all pellets


this makes attraction for killer, by far you go all map so surely you have found "team" mate

good job! u are now safe

why the fucc r u radin this this is for NOTT gettting kill!!!1!!
this is jayson from thursday 12th

Beer trap is vry dangerus, so u hav to be carefool, to make it seemple, i made it with steps
1- run into them
2- die

now u see, since chainsaw is vry dangerus, i hav to make detail on how 2 avoid
For exampul.
hillbeely is revving his chain saw
Here's what you do
-1 Look at her
-2 stand steel
-3 ween






Hillbilly is rly spooky and dangerus, this is terrifin exampool.

u see, avoiding ghost is rly hard, so here is how u do

-1 If u hear spooky zombeh noise, start running where you hear it from,
-2 Now u will start hearing jingle bells theme, he is actooly ghost of santa claws
-3 Hug him
santa claws is happy now!!!1!!

WARNING!!!!1!!!1
blincc is rly hard to avoid!!! so you must pay attentions!!1

here is the noorse
wtf not this one






alright this one

anyways
lets seey she sees you

-1 hide in closet
-2 wait for your sorprise
-3 win
-4 (Opshunal) if no closet, simply stand steeel and speak in london

alrite guys! newest parts!!!

this tiem i will talk about
copyright infrigmetns!



asu may know mike myers is a character made by john the carpenter

now as u may know michael myers is p2p so you cant detect him
THATS WHY YOU HAVE TO USE CLOSETS U DUMBYY!!!!

U see, his a stalker, so wat do u do?

w3ll hid ina closet ofcs!

ur dwight dummy

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u see, closet is rly important in ded bye greenlight
Lung ago, the dwights lived in piece and harmonies until 1 day trapper came and put spooky trap, since then closet was made for dwights and now they live in them, they eet in them, and they sleep in them(a picture of a dwaight)

Since then they watch their teem die while they live in harmonies in the closet, but we have to remember....
u see, sins escape was made, national gettin out of closet was made, so now dwights can live in harmonies

wut de fucc is a generator????????

i think their bad
yes their defenetly bad look at this jake hand he got hurt

stay away from them at all costs

U have slippery meat you will be fine
but look at its spooky stay away from hooks they are unsanitary

i forgot incase someone is hooked you shouldn't worry you will be fine

1-da medkit


It has lunch in it
but it smell bad
stay away

medkit is offensive!!1!!

2- the flashbang


they no have battery dont bother

3- de_map
wtf is only use is for generator

stay away

4- toool boccs

as i say, dont bother is only for fixing generator and hoocc

5- skeletun key


legend say that this was once owned by father dwight, which had the abilite to unlock the best closet ever killer proof, oh sheet.

DID U HEER DAT?

♥♥♥♥ IT'S THE SPOOKY SKELETUN

THIS SKELETON KEY IS DANGEROUS STAY AWAY!!1!

das all de tools

Ur fuccing kidding right????

Team mates are fuccing useless!!!!!


here is an accurates picture of your team mates

if u git kill, this shows u are a fuccing noob and dat u suck ball
however we all know that if the killer killed u its because he has extreme hacks!1!!!
so, u must do the following

1- call him a fuccing noob, we all know all killers camp!!!
2- make a group called "camping killer suk" and invite him
3- make a thread calld "fuccing campers so op!!!!1!1!"
4- drink watur but drop the salt shaker in it first





And most important step!!1!

5- go to their profile, and put lots of angry comments!1!1

dis way, he bill know not to mess with u again

however is sad day since u must try again :(

NEXT TIME READ MORE CAREFULLY!!1!

u see if a killer is a bot u have to know dat they want to be hoeman so they can kill you and camp the hook be like u so as they spend all their loif holding left click, as a dwight ur job is to make every1 happi except your tea m8s
alrite so what you have to do is this
1 stand infront of him
2 wait for hugs
3 take a nap
u are now 100% better person!1!!!
good job

wait u want to report it or something????
the fucc????
NO!!!1!1!!

alrite so u want to know how to use speshul tic tacs right?
did i hear no?
THEN GIT OFF MY GUIDE
anyvvays

follow my tactics and u bill be better than a reel swat!1!1
1 always run
if you go faster is ALWAYS bettur1!
2 left click not exist
who needs it anyway
3 all ways stay in an opun feel d
remembur ur name is dwight fairfield dis mens u r fair in feelds
4 camp the hatch
did u know red closets have enough space for an open tent????

alrite thats about it for ur special tic tacs, u are now pretti much a swat if he was a survivur

ere wee can see 2 jakes and an angry noorse

wait you want to escape??????

GET OUT FO MY GUIDE YOU TRAITOR!!!!

wait for your team mates to die dont worry they are useless

after hiding so much in closet, is time to come out

now...
I present u...

DA TRAPDOORS!!!
The legunds were tru, is so beautyful, now!1!!

How to get to da trapdoors!

1- Wait in closet
2- By now team mates have died and generators ahve been done
3- Enter your new home


don't forget to call him the worst killur eva, cus we all now that killurs use hax!!!

CONGRATULASTHIONS! U WIN!!!11!

Jilly He had a hilarious guide which kinda inspired us to do this, check it out here
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Even though the arrows are wrongly placed i don't care and they will stay that way m8

I hope you enjoyed, if you atleast had one laugh, my objective was completed.
I worked a lot! not really just like 2 hours i really appriciate any comments or likes :D

This part isn't made for the guide, it's just to keep a record of editing things.
9/9/16 16:44 fixed a mistake with formatting
10/9/2016 0:34 added "speshul sw.at tictacs"
10/9/2016 0:36 added to the guide title "and bee a pro survivur"
10/9/2016 1:26 changed the title of "stoopid disclaimur" to "DISCLAIMER:" because it's more fitting as an actual disclaimer.
10/9/2016 2:11 senpai noticed me
10/9/2016 23:54 added the section "wut 2 do if killr is bot"
I don't fuccing know like around yesterday: Senpai noticed me even more
Probbably 3 days ago: Added new section