1st Method:
- Actually find the answer.

2nd Method:
- Alt+F4
No seriously, if you didn't try this option first you should consider yourself no longer capable of properly operating a computer. Start studying Windows basic commands.

Method 3:
- Press Ctrl+Alt+Del and end process Psychocat.exe
The method people complained about being the way to exit the game. Yeah, like, you tried this one first and didn't consider Alt+F4.

Method D:
- Turn off the computer thru start menu
Totally not drastic, and let's hope you don't have anything unsaved in your taskbar.

Method "Stupid":
- Turn off the computer by using the power button
Go ahead and risk a corrupted block in your hard drive by using this method, if you're dumb enough.

Method "Darwin Award Nominee":
- Pull the plug of your computer from the outlet
Now this is something that you may risk your life with a electric shock, or who knows exploding your PSU. Extra smart points attempting this if you're playing from a laptop or using no-break.

Method "Troll in the house":
- Turn off the electricity from your house
Definately a fun method if you don't live alone. Imagine people using the shower, washing machines, other computers and consoles, or reading. Cuz people no longer watch TV, do they?

The Socialist Method:
- Knock the electricity pole that supply your home
9 out of 10 there's probably quite a bunch of people also affected by this. Now you can happily share your sad first world country life experiences on the internet, by justifying your negative privilege points for your acts. Cuz you're cuckoo level crazy, that's why.

The Communist Method:
- Ask Request Demand Ask your local government to do it for you
That's what you wanted, right? You wanted free health care, free education, free food stamps, free casino slot machine chips, and now you get free assistence, for free*!**!!
*if you don't pay taxes
**freedom not included

The Capitalist Method:
- Pay someone to do it for you
Cuz SOMEONE have to pay those taxes so people can have their free* stuff.

Method "He wears a wig, doesn't he?":
- Vote Trump
This actually isn't a solution. But what did you expect? Voting for Hillary?

Method B:
- Ask the game creator
Let's see if he finds this still funny, when you're the 43,587th asking. Wait. Did this game sell that well? Well... At least it's better than Big Rigs...

Descartes Method:
- Ask the cat
You think, therefore, the schröedinger's cat survived inside the box. Wait. No. He was in a tunnel right? Or is it a klein bottle? Maybe if you ring the bell he salivates.
The answer is "human", in case he asks to decipher his puzzle, so you're not devoured. This is not a deja vu. This is not a deja vu. Oh! And by the way, the white rabbit went that way. No. He's not a siamese, even if you don't please.
Let me elucidate here: Everybody wants to be a cat, because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at. In the Circle of Life, it begins with: "Here comes a lion, Father." And they say "Oh yes, it's a lion." It's ok. You won't start a howl, even if you slink down the alley looking for a fight howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night.
Listen! You might not be the king of the jungle, but that crown gives you a feeling of POWER! POWER! (Forgive me a cruel chuckle: ahahahahaha... Hmm "power" hmm.)
Yep. That cat's something I can't explain. And that's what friends are for.

Psycho enough?

My cat from hell, the lion from the wardrobe (although it's a closet so I think he's gay) and Kyle's mom.