GET A F***ING MOUSE LIKE THIS



OR A GAMING MOUSE WITH LIGHTS



ADD MORE LIGHTS FOR MORE GAMING



NOW YOU´RE READY FOR THE NEXT STEP

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE HANDS, IF YOU DON´T HAVE, JUMP TO THE THIRD STEP

WHEN YOU DON´T HAVE HANDS, YOU CAN USE ANOTHER PARTS OF YOUR BODY LIKE:

• HEAD
  
• FEET
  
• KNEES
  
• NOSE
  
• LUNGS
  
• D**K

YOU CAN BE CREATIVE AND USE WHAT YOU WANT

Now you are here, in front of your PC, but you will begin an adventure where magical things happen to finally get the power of the left click.


In the world which you are about to enter, you will embark on a grand adventure with you as the hero.

Speak to people and check things wherever you go, be it towns, roads, or caves. Gather information and hints from every source.

New paths will open to you by helping people in need, overcoming challenges, and solving mysteries.

At times, you will be challenged by others and atttacked by wild creatures. Be brave and keep pushing on.

Through your adventure, we hope you that you will interact with all sorts of people and achieve personal growth. That is your biggest objective.

Press the A Button[i.imgur.com], and let your adventure begin!


But this is how Pokemon starts, so don´t care about it. So back to the guide...WARM UP YOUR FINGERS FOR THE LAST STEP

YOU WERE WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT TOO LONG, NOW YOU HAVE THE CHOISE TO MAKE IT REAL SO BE AWARE AND READ CAREFULLY

YOU´LL ONLY HAVE ONE TRY TO DO IT

WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND ON THE MOUSE, PRESS THE LEFT CLICK AS HARD AS YOU

WE DID IT YEAH!!!!! F*CK YOU TRUMP, YOU WILL NEVER CATCH US!!