Have you ever wondered "man how does that guy that is headshotting me through a wall every round get so good?" well today I'm going to explain how.

Step 1: Slam your head against a wall.

So this is pretty easy just slam your head against a wall until you get hospitalised, then when you get out of the hosptial you'll be pumped full of morphine.

Step 2: Inflate you're ego.

Basically stare into a mirror for 10 minutes talking about how amazing you are, and if anyone says anything bad about you call them a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or a kid. Also remember you can never be wrong about anything, if you slam ur mouse into the ground and somehow manage to spin around and one tap someone through 15 layers of steel its not luck its skill and you just need to git gud kid. Another thing to note: after every kill or everytime you win a round type rekt or ez pz, 1 person left with .5 seconds on the bomb and successfully defuse? That was ez pz and you can do it easly all over again! Accidentally headshot someone through a wall, REKT KID UR BAD, IF YOU KNEW HOW TO PLAY CSGO U'D NEVER GET SHOT THROUGH WALLS ON ACCIDENT GET GOUDDA!!! Also constantly insult the enemy team even if ur losing ESPECIALLY IF UR LOSING.

Step 3: Always rush.

Have you ever been playing and you were like "hey that russian ♥♥♥ just rushed in!" why do you think they're called rushins? So in order to become russian you have to rush in every round, even if your on ct where you have to defend. Also always push through smokes and run over molotovs.

Step 4: Toggle on!

This is the final and probably most important step, always toggle on when you lose. Pfft you're not a ♥♥♥♥♥ who can't take a loss, YOUR A MAN BECAUSE YOU... NEVER... LOSE... BECAUSE YOU TOGGLE ON!!! Download: Aim hacks, Wall hacks, bhop scripts, anything you can to win because u are gud and they are bad.

And that is how you git gud @ csgo.