To find the perfect salami that fits YOU, we must first see which of these attributes you can relate the most to.


1. Selfish
2. Powerhungry
3. Dicksheep
4. Man
5. The other gender
6. I think theres 1 more gender?

i liked the expendables films(not really but im trying to get that sweet sweet sponsorship money dont tell anyoneplease), sure they were really stupid and alot of shooting with no real story but atleast it had the starpower that it promised it would have.

If you chose attribute number 1: You will most likely want the blue/maroon salami stick, the most rare of all of the salamis.
you will find this salami stick in the swadian castle Praven, but it must be in the year 1258 and you must own this castle at that point. You must go inside the castle and go to the northeast wall and dig under the wall using your fine bread. look at dem pics for more info.

If you chose attribute number 2: ddos pokemonGo

If you chose attribute number 3:you will most likely want the ♥♥♥♥. you will find this in your toilet.
it smells pretty bad, but it- it's effective(?)

If you chose attribute number 4: you will most likely want the Orange Salami Stick of Spaghetti.
You will find this in the taleworlds studio in Rome, Italy.
i found the easiest way to get in there is to start working as a janitor, get 11$ an hour and then you will slowly get all the money in the taleworld studio and then you will have enough money to buy spaghetti.

If you chose attribute number 5: you will most likely want the indian techno stick the worst of the bunch.get inside the dragons mouth and navigate your way to the stomach, when you reach the tummy you must cut the left lung off.

If you chose attribute number 6: ♥♥♥