Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How to be pro Russian CS:GO player
By Ellen Degararis Daddy Garber Ger
In this guide I will be teaching you how to be the ultimate CS:GO Russian.

   
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Introduction
In this guide I will show various ways of becoming the true Russian player in Counter Strike: Global Offensive.

I will do this by providing a detailed step-by-step list on how to do so.
Steps
Step 1: Set your steam profile picture as the Russian flag by downloading one of the interenet or the one I have provided below.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3UBVSVAptUM/TcWhn0tBwjI/AAAAAAAAAmo/OKvl4mxIi0k/s1600/Russian+Flag+Wallpaper+%25282%2529.jpg

Step 2: Set your steam name to something in Russian via Google translate (doesn't really matter what it means, as long as it's Russian).



Step 3: Get into a CS:GO competitive match on the map Dust 2.

Step 4: When ever you want to communicate through the mic, you must use the common phrase "Cyka Blyat".

Step 5: Whenever you can, you must buy a P-90 and rush b.
*If your team doesn't follow, say something involving "Cyka Blyat", like "Stupid American don't know how to rush b, Cyka Blyat"

Step 6: Once you have mastered all these steps you will have become the ultimate Russian CS:GO player.
Conclusion
Now that you have the knowledge to become the ultimate Russina CS:GO player, you are now ready to go out into the World always rushing b and screaming "Cyka Blyat".

Have fun
and
Enjoy


2 Comments
maguir 27 Feb, 2021 @ 2:28pm 
very nice, putin is very nice too. vodka is nice too
fJxGiwmwY 14 Apr, 2018 @ 8:40am 
very good drink vodka