"it's your turn to play dead"cracks me up

"patrick thats a dead webber"
"no"

yep

@deadbox i would give you an award if i could for that storry

this is the kind of stuff that makes me want an official don't starve comic

The best l've read today!

everyone: we need grass to make torches to burn trees to ask Woodie to use Lucy to chop down burnt trees to get charcoal to make crock pots to use meat to cook meaty stew to cure hunger so we can craft a pickaxe and hammer and wait till new moon to hammer chess monsters to kill shadow pieces to obtain shadow atrium and mine sinkholes to enter the caves and kill slurpers for belts of hunger to mine more sinkholes to enter the ruins to kill ancient guardian to get ancient key and find the ancient gateway to use shadow atrium to rebuild the odd skeleton to summon fuelweaver to kill him to basically speedrun the game

Webber and Wendy: uncle maxwell, can we pway with ur nightmare swod? * proceeds to violently fake-stab each other Dark Souls-style *

hehe <3

10/10

Amusing...