Don't get shot, or spaed on like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serb. Will Franz Ferdinand be proud? Anyways, Rule #1: If you see an incoming artillery barrage, it is best to run over and catch the shells before they land, this prevents them from exploding and killing your "team". Rule #2: If you see the enemy advancing towards your posititon, make sure to be a good lad or hun and cover their advance with your smokescreen or "Clorox's Classic Chlorine Gas". Rule #3: When a gas shell explodes, make sure to press "4" on your keyboard and run into it. You will become invincible while in the clound and for infinite ammo while in the cloud, press "4" again.

First, you got to make sure the safety is off. Sometimes that requires testing your trigger on the nearest living thing, whether it be a filthy Frenchie or a forelorn baguette on the sidewalk. If you are in possession of an automatic weapon, you should also make sure the safety is off, but this time, get a pint of bleach, drink it, and then bring your automatic weapon to your nearest German market for target practice on those Kraut scum.

If there is any beeswax molded onto any of your peers' facial hair, then they must die. If their facial hair goes at least 1 inch off of their face, they must die. If you see a filthy Frenchie or Tommy with any facial hair, make sure that you capture them as prisoner and harvest their limbs for repurposing.

Long metal snake with spikes and a ♥♥♥♥ ton of pixels when seen from afar? Give it a good nice hug if you don't have any bleach in gaseous form. However Clorox has made a gaseous form of its classic bleach beverage and is now green for kids fun. However it has a new name, chlorine gas....not sure why. Btw don't go near the barbered wire or else you'll get a messy cut somewhere, if you know what I mean ; )

What are you doing. Why did you choose entente?

Just go pioneers and use the wex and big ass grenades. Or be that one guy
Who makes a strosßpen squad because you want the OP-18i.
Did I mention the big ass grenades? For all you dog meats out there a big ass grenade in verdun is when you take 6-9 soup cans from that homeless man (you know the one) and then you take your all purpose barbed wire and are slaped together. It baisically gives you a portable mortar round when you are on the go.

You are in the midst of battle, shooting Krauts, having a bloody good time, when your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ C.O. says, "Cease fire, a truce for Christmas has been called!" Filthy Krauts and your allies begin to exit the trenches and mingle. Your friends, chatting with the enemy. You will not directly disobey your C.O. and shoot the parasites that are leeching onto your comrades. Instead, during a snowball skirmish, you put grenades in the snowballs, make it look like an accident. Also, try to make sure no friends are in the blast radius, that would be really bad. Of course this will only help you during the Holiday season.

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