Give your favorite workers some more desk space.. which means more work of course! Introducing the Corner Desk, complete with 2 additional snap points for your cherished table cactus or whatever else they hoard. Attritubes Size: 2x2 Cost: 750 Unlock Year: ...

Behold! Less walking for your employees to get their printed documents. Increase efficiency at the cost of a bit of noise right there next to your worker. Attritubes Size: .5x.6x.45 Cost: 499 Unlock Year: 1990 Enviornment: Marginally Positive (XML= 1.025) ...

Tired of your office being filled up by all your paperwork and clutter? Need a way to never look at something again? Tired of my questions? Well file it away in this puppy and get back to work! Size: .5m x .5m x .75m Attributes Cost: 400 Environment: Moder...

This is a simple garbage can for all those terrible ideas your employees generate...

Yet another thing for your employees to slack off around! Introducing the Office Copier Somethousand. Two, count that (2) paper output trays on the side and ONE! That's right one up top. It has a nifty touch interface that is infuriatingly inaccurate and a...