Make sure to prepare your body and soul before making the pie, you might want to do some yoga. or something else relaxing like watching funny videos on youtube.com.
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Dank Recipe For Apple Pie

MAKES: one 9-inch pie
3 pounds mixed apples (such as Granny Smith, Gala and McIntosh)
2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
6 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 tablespoon all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting
3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/8 teaspoon salt
2 disks dough for Basic Crust
1 large egg, beaten
Coarse sugar, for sprinkling
2 gallons of mountain dew and Doritos.

Peel and core the apples; slice 1/4 inch thick. Toss with the granulated sugar and lemon juice. Heat 4 tablespoons butter in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add the apples and cook, stirring, until tender, about 10 minutes. Stir in the flour, cinnamon and salt; cook until thickened, 1 more minute. Let cool.

Roll out 1 disk of dough into a 12-inch round on a floured surface; ease into a 9-inch pie plate. Add the apples, mounding them slightly in the center, and dot with the remaining 2 tablespoons butter. Roll out the remaining dough into a 12-inch round. Lay it over the filling; press the edges of the crusts together, then fold the overhang under itself and crimp to seal. Brush with the beaten egg and sprinkle with coarse sugar. Cut a few slits in the top crust. Chill 1 hour.

Place a baking sheet on the lowest oven rack and preheat to 425 degrees F for 30 minutes. Place the pie on the hot baking sheet; lower the temperature to 375 degrees F. Bake until golden, 1 hour to 1 hour, 10 minutes.

Simply take the pie once all your dank homies and m9s are with you, next get the pie and eat it with your mouth(optional). drink with mtn dew and dorito mixture(mandatory).

I recommend you use peptol bismol or tums to ease the load of the apple pie. gently massage your stomach and give it words of inspiration to help it through the stress of digestion.

1. I Accidentally killed the pie in the process
-This is very normal simply discard of the pie and try again.
2. The pie made me!
-The is also very normal do not be frightened just be sure to listen to the pie because the pie is your father/mother.
3. The pie came out a different flavor!
-This is very very normal to happen. simply take the pies insides and replace them with your desired contents
4. The pie came out exactly the way I wanted it to
-This is extremely rare but if it happens to you, unfortunately there is nothing you can do about it just stop making pies because you are terrible at doing anything :/

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