1. Make it to Night 3
2. Fap to all of the posters
3. Be prepared to kick all of the screaming little kids that will suddenly and without warning launch themselves at your screen
4. Once the children stop, exit the game
5. Refund the game

6. Wait untill your money comes back
7. Throw the EXACT AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU GOT BACK FROM THE GAME into a fire of any kind
8. Do the chicken dance!

9. As soon as you hear the first shout of a child, RUN INTO YOUR HOUSE
10. Grab something you hold dear to your heart
11. 12 year olds will barge into your room and shout random profanities at you
12. The 12 year olds will calm down after a minuite or so to tell you that YOU GAINED THE TRUE ENDING OF FNAF!
13. You watch the ending.
14. Literally just a screen of the animatronics saying in dumb sounding voices: "Thanks for playing!"
15. Grab your computer and kill every squeaker little kid in the room with it
16. Throw your computer out the window and burn it


YOU WIN!