War Thunder

War Thunder

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How to win using russian vehicles!
By Mom
This guide will show you how to rain down tyranny and sorrow upon your enemies! Drink their salty tears as you feast on your victory!! NOTHING WILL EVERY BE COMPARABLE TO THE MIGHT OF MOTHER RUSSIA!! UUUURRRRAAAAAAAA!!!!
   
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PLAENS!!!
First thing you want to do is buy the premium chaika!!
Chaika is of stalinwood, can not die, has 20mm vodka cannons, destroys everything, turns like horton on steriods, vodka dispenser included. Is best plean komrade!

Here is list of mighty stronk pleans that will make sad little baby enemies cry!
1. The mighty Pe-8 with 5000 kg vodka bomb brings libaration to those capitalist pigs!

















2. The deathstar/Tu-4 and its massive potato dispensing turrrets, will dispense communism!












3. Make those high teir gaems painfull for enemies as you fly with Mig-17! They scream russian bias and you destroy enemies and drink salty tears!


4. Finally you must get most communist plean of all pleans! You must get the Il-2! This plean has stalinium armor and cheeki breeki hardbass 12.7mm defense gun! This plean will dispense communism directly into enemies eyes! They will be blind and cannot fight from to much communism!

TONKS!!!
First tank you need to get is premium IS-2! Shoots potatoes at enemy and kills in single shot, MADE OF GLORIOUS STALINIUM!!! Makes motherland prood!!!

List of tonks that will make enemies scream russian bias!
1. You must get the T-34-85! It has mighty stalinium shells that have penetration that cannot be matched! Will send any enemy to gulag!





















2. MUST GET PREMIUM BOX TONK!! HAS BIG 130MM NAVAL CANNON!! IS MADE OF ENEMIES SALTY TEARS! KILLS EVERYTHING!!



















3. Must get ZSU-57-2. It makes tier 5 capitalists cry and scream. You use the screams to power your tonk and the tears to power your mighty communist vengance!
4. Finally you must get most stalin apporved tonk of all! The KV-2 is the most powerfull communist stalinium machine in geam!! Everyone os so scared of KV-2, they run when they see the name in the kill feed. XAXAXAXAXAX KV-2 IS BEST TONK IN GEAM AXAXAXAXAXAAXAX!
KV-2 is so stronk, it can delete half of german turret!


















Even Darth Vader is scared of mighty KV-2!!























This guide is approved by Broseph Stalin.
113 Comments
Bořík 31 May, 2017 @ 6:38am 
it's just one shot one kill without aiming
Bořík 31 May, 2017 @ 6:37am 
you don't need guide for those op strash cans....
Alexandrus 28 May, 2017 @ 5:28am 
it's perfect.
GripeN 27 May, 2017 @ 11:37am 
IFACKİNG GUİDE







QWFE
:warplate2:
Damian030303 25 May, 2017 @ 10:26pm 
WoT sucks
Cozmo 17 May, 2017 @ 1:26am 
ew wot
GanksThor 14 May, 2017 @ 6:07pm 
looks like this game is for me,kv2 was already in WoT my favourite
Humble Techpriest 14 May, 2017 @ 6:07pm 
This guide is weaker than a tear. thats sad. I can do a better job!
Amror 13 May, 2017 @ 4:03pm 
and m18 reckes all t34 type things as mentioned by guide to hilling t 34s
Amror 13 May, 2017 @ 4:02pm 
m22 kills kv2 dowe