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How To Make Human Ramen

By Lyonline

There are certain things in life that should never see the light of day. Things that go against our ethics, our beliefs. Things that go against humanity. Some things should be kept hidden forever, no matter what.
Organizations and governments from all over the world have been discussing how this is simply not the way God intended it to be. Mosques, churches and even radical terrorist groups have gathered to protest against this unethical act. But the final ingredient for the creation of the greatest ramen known to mankind has already been discovered!

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Languages: English, Japanese

Content Descriptors: General Mature Content, Frequent Violence or Gore, Some Nudity or Sexual Content, Frequent Nudity or Sexual Content

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Guide Index

Overview

Gather your ingredients

Step 1: Fill the bathtub

Step 2: Enter the ramen bath

Step 3: Add seasoning

Step 3: Add vegetables

Step 3: Taste it (Final Step)

Conclusion

The Ramen Song

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Gather your ingredients

(成分を集めて)

For the stock:

20 liters of water
20 garlic cloves
50 packets BBQ sauce
40 slices of ginger

For the topping:

15kg ramen noodles (or 40 instant packets)
1x Human (you can use yourself if you can't afford another person)
1kg spinach leaves
1.5kg broccoli
2kg leeks

And an average bathtub to palce all of the items mentioned above!

Step 1: Fill the bathtub

(ステップ 1: ラーメンを風呂に入れる)

Method:

Throw the ramen in there, you don't even have to open it, just throw it all in there
Pour the water in
Let it boil for about 10 minutes

Remember to close the door behind you after exiting the room!

Step 2: Enter the ramen bath

(ステップ 2: 麺に入る)

This is the essencial step for the creation of the Human Ramen!

You are the most important ingredient for the Human Ramen. Without you the recipe would be incomplete!

Step 3: Add seasoning

(ステップ 3: スープを入れる)

Method:

Fill your empty pockets with the garlic
Throw the ginger slices in the toilet because we aint gonna be needing that ♥♥♥♥
Thoroughly cover your meat with the BBQ sauce

Don't forget to give yourself a good ol' rub after you're done with this step!

Step 3: Add vegetables

(ステップ 4: 野菜を入れる)

Method:

Insert the spinach up your ♥♥♥♥ (If it hurts you could use some anal cream. You could just put it on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you know, just rub it, rub it down there, there's no problem)
Add the broccoli
Have a friend throw the leeks at you