Rising Storm/Red Orchestra 2 Multiplayer

Rising Storm/Red Orchestra 2 Multiplayer

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How play Rising Storm like champ
By Rileygood
This guid will teach how to play Red Orchestra / Rising storm like freaking john cena llololololololololz
   
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Introduction
Hello my dudes, if you are reading this you probably are wondering how you can be super cool mega pro champ at hardcore FPS vidya RS. Well I am hardcore game Schlaf and have been playing game for while and better than any one you know.

So come long on this journey as I transform you out of dirty nippon pleb into glorious pro American esport champ.
Getting start
A couple of thing you should know before go to war are these pro tips:

1) Only play as Americans; Americas are the good guys and thus have better weapons than the poopy ♥♥♥♥, lolz they dont even have semi-auto rifles lmao xD

2) Only play in empty servers. Big servers with 60 people on them are noisy and for simpleton call of duty players, you need to stay with other champs like yourself and stay in servers that have at max 4 players, thats where you find very much good playr.

3) Play some sick tunes: buzzfeedUK tweeted a study that proof playing Back street Boys while playing shooters increase goodness of player by many percent

4) Take a break fighting off hordes of dirty nip wimps is tiresum so make sure you take break to eat chicken tendies and regain strength

5) Lower sensitivity you are gonna fire many bullets at a time so to compensate for this your gonna want to lower sensitivity so as to lower recoil

Side note: Ive realized after writing this that before you can do anything you have to install the game. What you're gonna want to do is after you buyed game your gona go to your library click on game and press Ctrl+Alt+F4 to install it.


LMAO YOU TOTALLY JUST CLOSED THE GAME XD LOLZ YOU JSUT GOT PRANKED SON




I wish dad and mom would get back together...
Weapons
On top of having many hour in game, I also own many guns including my two hunderd dollar 30 caliber assault rifle with 50 round clip and ACOG scope, so I know many things about weapons and I'm gonna learn you things about how to use them in Rising Storm

1) Only Use Automatic guns: remember you are merican champ and have to act like one with superior firepower. Only stupid chinese players use non automatic weapons, and they lost the war so lmao that didnt work for them.

2) Supress Supress Supress: As the champ of your team your job is to spray bullets into enemies and killing many so team can move up. Like, remember that scene in Saving Private Ryan when Forest Gump yells supressing fire and guys shoot germans so sniper man can move up, well I liked that scene, that was a good scene :3

3) When doubt, shootout I've noticed that in a fight its the guy who shoots first who typically win. So when your breaching a building or objectiv make sure your already firing your weapon by the time your entering the room. I've killed many bots with this trick and it work trust me I am good at game.

4) Many Tap Always shoot your enemy atleast 5 times to make sure he is dead. A good example is in the movie Zombieland and Mark Zuckerberg says the rules, and he hast that rule like "Shoot zombie many time" like that good rule, live by that rule, become that rule.

5) Combine flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and nuts. Spread into prepared pan.
Teamwork
Now unfortunately in Rising Storm theres a bug in which you eventually run out of bullets and can't fire anymore, I've messaged Rising Storm on facebook but they havent fixed it so for now you unfortunately need team to resupply you with their own bullets or cover you while you steal bullets from dirty nippon crates. So to keep your walking ammo crates alive you will need to use a tactic I call Teamwork, the K is silent.

1) Communicate you need to talk with your team and callout enemy positions. Here are some useful callout that I hear other hardcore players like myself use:

"Enemy over there"

"Help"

"Cheez its????? what do we not have any ore-what???? we dont have any oreos??? who ate all the oreos.....riley ate all the ore-....ok Mom yeah I know that Dr. Schneider said i need to lose wieght but I cant play vid-... oh Im the one being unreasona- OKAY MOM I KNOW, JESUS YOUR THE REASON I CUT MYSELF MOOOOM! JEEZ I HATE YOU, I WANNA KILL MYSE- wait is this on, oh crap guys ill be back I uh have to go make out with my girlfriend"

2) Morale if your team gets bored and leaves to go play sonic heroes on gamecube then it will be bad and you wont have any walking ammo crates.

In order to prevent a lull in morale I place my mic next to my speakers and play crazy frog to improve spirit.

3) ask for nudes the only way to really form a bond with your team mates is to take pictures of your willie, my mom told me to ask that you forward any pictures you have to me for her.
Tactics
Guys I dont know what tactics are, I asked someone on wikipedia but they just told me that the holocaust was funny but that really didnt answer my question.

Anyone who knows what a tactics are please message me on kik. My kik is claussen96.

Also if anyone has seen my dad please kik me, he is a white man with a bald head, some eyes, 2-3 legs, and arms.
Outro
So now you are ready to play like a freaking champ, get out there and kill many peoples for yours trooly. Just remember who helped you.

I did have some sick outro tunes but I cant figure out how to insert MP3 on here so here are the lyrics to Back Street Boys I want it that way


Yeah

[Brian:]
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way

[Nick:]
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way

[Chorus:]
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

[AJ:]
Am I your fire
Your one desire
Yes I know it's too late
But I want it that way

[Chorus:]
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

[Kevin:]
Now I can see that we're falling apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the distance
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me...

[Howie:]
You are my fire
The one desire
You are
You are, you are, you are

Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake (don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say (oh, yeah)
I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (don't wanna hear you say)
I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (never wanna hear you say)
I want it that way

'Cause I want it that way

9 Comments
WK明月如龍 7 Apr, 2018 @ 1:03am 
china no.1
Lil T man 4 Jul, 2017 @ 7:36am 
this guid
The Manager Gamer 3 Jul, 2017 @ 1:56am 
put your grasses on
greybrunix 30 Jun, 2017 @ 6:09am 
If you are unlucky and can only play japs either quit or never stop banzaing
Pala Enjoyer 29 Jun, 2017 @ 7:24am 
I NEED HEALING
Engine 26 Jun, 2017 @ 10:50pm 
american is the best team they won the war alone with no help using their superior thompson and bar rifle XDDDXD
fggfhfgdhjgdsf 25 Jun, 2017 @ 1:39pm 
seems like you had a lot of fun writing this
fggfhfgdhjgdsf 25 Jun, 2017 @ 3:43am 
go home g.i
Sith of Darkness 22 Jun, 2017 @ 1:06pm 
Game stuck in toaster, please help. Also dick is missing, mean I'm pregnet? Thanks many.