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How to play with russians
By Buckfast
An all inclusive guide on how to play CSGO with russians.
   
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Main solution
DONT!
Go get 4 of your friends and queue up with them.
Reasons
1. Russians rarely commuicate and when they do its normally to call you a noob or something that even google translate cant understand.
2. For some unknown reason 95% of them are on the boarder line of sanity with an iq of 70.
3. When you end up meeting a premade of 3 or more of your russian friends you realise just how stupid they are by the fact they are normally trolling you by either flashing you every two seconds or just dying all the time.
4. THIS IS THE MAIN ONE - THEY SUCK AT CSGO
I mean im no KennyS but come on. If as a russian you have 1000+ hours in game and somehow are still only gold 1 and end up buying a nova every round then you really need to evaluate your life.
If you cant play with friends
If by some reason you dont have any friends online to play with (cries a little bit) here is what i suggest when you get into a game and all you hear is that thick russian accent and you suddenly get the fear.
1. Unless they are making calls in english which are helpful just mute them. Its not worth going on tilt because of some russian dude calling you a noob just because you couldnt do the 1 v 5 clutch as the rest of your team died trying to knife the guy with the ak.
2. Report them for greifing. Ok most of the time nothing will happen. But it makes you feel better so might as well do it anyway.
3. You will most likely need to carry. So go into your bedroom, put on your big boy pants and man up. Its time to play like a pro.
4. Dont rage. I know its hard but just dont. Its not worth it. Just ask my last two mice.
What valve can do
MAKE A EU SERVER AND A RUSSIAN SERVER. SIMPLE.
Only ~25% of russia is in the EU so why not kick them out. Let us have happier games and reduce the overall blood preasue of all real EU players.
Thanks for reading
If you made it this far then i must thank you and say you are a beautiful beautiful amazing person.
Thank you
8 Comments
сильно 12 Sep, 2019 @ 10:29am 
I wouldn't say that you're better than s1mple or someone else.
CrispyLeon 3 Oct, 2018 @ 1:51pm 
russians are literally the worst in csgo
WESTILLDONTTRUSTU 8 Aug, 2017 @ 7:36am 
Ahahahaha
LeWa 4 Aug, 2017 @ 10:13am 
I agree
doom era 20 Nov, 2016 @ 8:08am 
Ни ху я
mailz 3 Nov, 2016 @ 2:33am 
i am russian
Mars 1 Oct, 2016 @ 10:38am 
Top guide
NineVolt 5 May, 2016 @ 3:48pm 
xddd vv