Ok so the first thing to do is in the main menu hit multiplayer, swiftly followed by casual or ranked.

Observe the estimated wait time.

Now go and put the kettle on.

Surf the web for a holiday.

Go on said holiday for two weeks.

Return flight goes down, and marooned on Desert Island.

Make yourself a wilson like in castaway, out of a coconut or whatever is to hand.

Get rescued after three and a quater years.

Return home and become a "B" list celebrity due to your ordeal, with a full line up of talk shows.

Take acting lessons.

Play yourself in the Biographical movie they make.

Attend the oscars and pick up your best in everything ever catagory award.

Become Scientology guru and take advantage of young female worshipers.

Get kicked out of Scientology for sleeping with all of Tom Cruise's ex's.

Return home.

Find your still waiting for a godamn game!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FML !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!