You are crying, like a mother-ucking loser. you eat your McHappyMeal™ and you open your self hanging machine. As you watch your machine hang itself, you notice a cookie out of the corner of your eye. This cookie, if you eat it, will create an alternate universe, and you, and all of your friends will be transported too.

Nom Nom.

You eat the cookie, and you get transported right next to the event horizon black hole. But at least you have no friends, so they won't die too! Who would have thought that Earth turns into a black hole in another universe. huh.