Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

1,637 ratings
5 STEPS ON HOW TO BECOME THE PERFECT WEEB
By Makii
Disclaimer: This is an informative how to guide on how to become a Weeb. This is not for the faint of heart, because after becoming a Weeb everything will become 10 times more sugoi. Be Warned.
   
Award
Favorite
Favorited
Unfavorite
- 2D Laifu is best laifu~
3D Social life is great, but it lacks in meaning or artistry. Solution? JOIN THE 2D WORLD!!! TODAY I'M BRINGING YOU THE ANSWER FOR A PERFECT LAIFU!!!
(an easy guide on how to become a Turbo Weeb) ≧ω≦

Remember to read the disclaimer, we won't take responsibilities if you ruin your life.

5. Animus you should be watchin'
If you spend your whole weekend drinking alcohol and consuming drugs and enjoying the pleasure of having a social life. Don't worry! Here's the perfect formula for curing your disease:

-The essential step:
You should start watching some entry level popular animes accepted by the average normie. After finishing watching those and ending with a broken heart you should jump to the next level.


-The second step:
You finished the entry level and now it's time for you to take a step into the Beast's lair, it's time for you to look for some "underrated" seinen and jounen animes on pending aprooval by the average, and seriously recommended by your future "Senpai" (You should check em if you want to become the perfect Kouhai).


-The third level:
¡THE FINAL STEP! It's time to face the beast and tame it.
This step is going to improve and extend your lifespan. Start watchin' some animus that you thought you would never watch in your entire life! Colorful kawaii designs, lolis, shota, blood, shoujo, slice of life, ecchi, etc... In conclusion, you'll start from watching brutal animes for plebs and you'll end up watching cute animes for the supreme overlords.


- EXAMPLE OF ANIME ACCEPTED BY COMMUNITY: BLEACH, NARUTO, TOKYO GHOUL, ATTACK ON TITAN, Etc...


- EXAMPLE OF A LESS KNOWN ANIMU: ACCEL WORLD, BTOOOM! TO ARU KANGAKU NO RAILGUN, PARASYTE, Etc... (Maybe)


- EXAMPLE OF A MOE ANIMU: YURU YURI, NON NON BIYORI, GOCHUUMON WA USAGI DESU KA, IMOCHO, Etc...

4. Your new taste
The step for becoming A SUPERIOR HUMAN BEING is to stop having the average Animu, music and game taste and start listening to ANIMU OPENINGS AND ENDINGS you'll need to add them to your favourite OP/ED on your CELL PHONE so everyone can listen to this angelical voices ≧ω≦
If the average and worthless human beings start avoiding you, don't worry because now only the superior beings will approach you.
And also, you should get some Animu games, so then you can edit your profile on steam and show everyone your devotion for Anime.

Example of OP/ED

Anime: Love Live! School Idol Project




















Example of a gamu that its on steam: Nekopara!
3. Clothing
You'll need to stop dressing as a normal human being and start wearing T-Shirts and Hoodies with a cute animu girl printed on it, at this point you should already lost the social life you had before and yes you are now a DEMIGOD at this point only the hardest steps are left.

Example of a shirt:
2. Waifu
This may be difficult at the start because there's a lot of CHARACTERS and different ATITTUDES remember that NO ONE CAN TRASH TALK YOUR WAIFU you can choose whoever you want, if you see a forum or a page insulting your waifu be ready to get 'em Boyzzzz!!!.

To claim a waifu you should NOT FAP to her, RESPECT and LOVE her like you LOVE your OWN LIFE those who can't complete this step should stop tryin' also you can't use Hentai pics of her or something like that, thats an insult.

MY WAIFU:
1. Dakimakura
Only a few will be able to finish this step, you'll need to get a pillow with a design of your waifu and take her anywhere you go, feed her with the best food you can get, and like this you can call yourself a DIVINE being and OMNIPOTENT and it'll make you UNIQUE and SPECIAL.

THE PILLOW THAT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE AND I DO!
Congratulations you are now a divine weeb being! <3
523 Comments
Zentus 9 Jun, 2021 @ 7:23pm 
This is killing your sense of life, but im already kill my sense before i read this. So congrat and good luck for everyone:lunar2019grinningpig:
Krap Nek 13 Feb, 2021 @ 10:00am 
<3
buhnana 9 Sep, 2020 @ 2:17am 
REP 4 REP INSTANTLY!
ENG: Copy&Paste one of these OR write whatever you want and I will rep you back 100% i'm online now
RU: пишете что-то из списка ниже , и я вам пишу что захотите я щас в онлайне :))

+rep fast trader 😃
+rep Killing Machine 😈
+rep AWP GOD 💢
+rep kind person
+rep Friendly
+rep Thanks For Carry 👍
+rep insane play in gwyf
+rep ONE TAP MACHINE 💢
+rep nice profile 💜
+rep add me pls
+rep very nice and non-toxic player
+rep AYYYY LMAO
+rep Insane
I LOVE YOU <3
637173737815843912874671215634 20 Jun, 2020 @ 3:08am 
i fucking hate weebs nuke the weebs
Settttsu-w- 21 Dec, 2019 @ 7:16am 
ONLY TRUE BEST WAIFU IS SPEEDWAGON AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND
JI06CT3P 20 Dec, 2019 @ 4:15am 
:postcardf:
Settttsu-w- 2 Oct, 2019 @ 3:05am 
same
🌸 川上 富江 💕 3 May, 2019 @ 11:48pm 
i want to fucking die bruh
Settttsu-w- 2 Dec, 2018 @ 2:30am 
ur waifu is trash go kill yourself