okay so you load in and he is your first choice, and you do not know how to play, after you read this , it will change your life

just double jump and spam wasd and left click, call for med non stop

use force of nature, bonk, and boston basher

make sure to spam every unfunny bind (prefer the lemmy face very funny and up 2 date meme) you also have and talk crap to everyone you kill (call dem chuckle heds)

so you didnt wanna play scout eh? i dont blame you, hes kind of a douche.

but hey, there is 6 more classes to choose from! well, after this there is at least.

so you dont know how to play soldier, well its simple.
you have to bomb everyone and tryhard. like scout, non stop yell for med, if he humps the heavy votekick him becus you;'r the Platinum UGH 6's Pocket and you shouldn't settle for him healing anyone that is not the pocket, YOU'RE THE POCKET!!!!!!!!!

here is the loadout my friends
direct hit
reserve shooter

pre meet the pyro update equalizer (vare good)

hold easy class, you just need to use 2 buttons while u play, make sure you type this in the console before you play him tho
commands: unbind all; bind w +forward; bind mouse1 +attack
then boom u fluffin win (no swears cant swear sorry)

loadout
phlog
dont matter
read previous, you only need 1 weapon

just kaboom them. spam. m1m1m1m1m1m1m1m1m1m1m1m1m1 and make sure to sticky trap every feasible corner possible or else you wont get a kill

loadout
loch and lode
skottish risistince
ulapool caber

just never leave a dispencer and never let go of left click, though if you do decide to leave a dispencer then just look for a local medic and make him shove that heel gun in you'r poopr

loadout
brass beast
family business
the 1-2 mike tyson left right boom ko

build on last and if you join a koth serevr ♥♥♥♥ you you have to play engi its ur duty

loadout
shoot gun
wrangler
gungslinger
strange pda

just make shure you ignore anyone thats not a big 300 pound russian bear. anyone else should be ignored because their dps is uncomparable. if a solder tries to say anything ignore him hes not good at all!!!
loadout
blusaugher
vaccineater
vita saw

click head boom headshot taunt after any kill

loadout:
gun
other gun
katana

inorder to play this french man you must first watch every stabby stabby video ever created, watch all his past twitch vods and recreate everything he does or else you just wont survive in that dog eat dog world its very unforgiving like you have to bro just listen man please im begging you just do it for the love of god just watch stabby stabby please just watch him hes good and you can do it too you just need to watch him man please watch stabby stabby please he will show you what to do just do it

loadout
leteranger
red tape recorder
kunai
dead ringer

click like oks