This is a well thought out guide intended to help new players fit into the wonderful cummunity of cs:go, I hope it helps!
Step juan Playing the part

If you want to be a GOOD toxic player, you have to play the part, it is an ESSENTIAL to spend your hard earned cash to buy a safari mesh gut knife in field tested or lower condition and other various guady skins that are usually 10 cents.

Once accomplished you need to start purchasing the name tags and various meme stickers such as "Swag" or "bomb doge" and start applying them to your stattrak m249's or perhaps even a sand dashed pp-bizon! Typical names that are acceptable for your guns should be "Are u mad?" "git gud nerd" or the timeless classic "♥♥♥♥♥ destroyer".

Keep in mind it's not all in game stuff that matters, you're going to have to change your steam name and avatar too if you want to pass as a REAL csgo toxic player! Common names usually acceptable are random chinese charactars, symbols that make 0 sense at all, cyka blyat, or the rather flattering "I'mDoingUrMom691337".

For your avatar you're going to need to make a few quick googles happen, the most effective way to be toxic is if you're a stinky weaboo so change that picture ASAP! search "anime" under google images and find the right one for you, if being a weaboo is not your thing then you need to start searching for a models stripping in google images because you need to ensure that everybody knows you're straight and do in fact like women!

Step ll How to talk to people online

Have you ever considered that maybe you should try to treat people with respect online like a decent human being? Well you're wrong and you should probably jump off a cliff for thinking that, you need to show whos boss and you need to not take "stfu" from people just trying to play the game for an answer, you need to rid them of their hearing and quick.

Go out of your way to swallow your walmart mic that your mother bought for you on christmas and start making cringeworthy screetchs like a pre pubescent banshee, this will show the lobby who's the dominate one and even though this game has been out 4 years now no one knows where the mute button is.

COMP Round juan
Tec 9 is your friend
In comp it might be a different story and you might end up getting kicked for being a toxic player because no one can handle your greatness as an individual, so what you're going to need to do is start the game off by not using your mic AT ALL and go the complete oppisite direction that your team is going because you're an individual and you need to seperate yourself from the crowd.

If you succeed then your natural instinct will kick in, you will immediately start bragging that you did everything and you will ask your teammates if they like your skins and if you lose you're going to have to teach them a lesson by putting them in their place as an inferior cs:go player by calling them bad at the game regardless of their score and that they are a silver scrub, this will hurt their feelings EVERYTIME.

Rest of the game
p90? Don't you mean professional90?
It is important to make sure that you call out a lot.. of people playing the game! Call them out on their BS, everyone is a hacker or they are worse than you so make sure to start trash talking the other team as it's your passion in life to do so.

Once you've died you need to curse out of frustration and then inform your teammates how to play the game by calling out enemys already in front of them so they cannot hear and die from behind like the dirty peasant noobs they are.

At half time don't say "gh" say something more casual and heartfelt like "♥♥♥♥ off and die hackers"

Repeat round juan guidelines except use the five-seven instead to be the most effective and never save. Remember, pros don't save.

End game

Once you've reached a winning score or losing score you have one thing and one thing only to spam.
Rekt

CONCLUSION
It's a hard life for a toxic csgo player but someone has to do it, you may never advance from your rank because of the imaginary bad friends that you have that you always play with but at least you have swag. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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