Cloney
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100% achievements guide
By Khodyrov
Dis guid wil help u 2 do 100% achievements 4 dis gam dont h8 it m8
Plz r8 if u lyke it
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Everything Is Awesome!
Easiest achievement evr ! just play normally and get 3 stars
Mile High Institute
idk if the there is a forest with a ceilling but keep jumping up until you crash
Da' Smith
idk why i'm writting this guide, i mean seriously people just read the description and you will know the solution
Roch On!
you need to collect 10 coins in a single run, pretty easy you have 8 or 9 coins at the begining then there's 1 or 2 in the trees so you might unlock this achievement in the 1st 10-15 seconds
Y'Ouch!
Just click with your mouse on that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragon, keep clicking until he sneeze GOD BLESS YOU MY DEAR DRAGON
WARNING: in the description, it's written "Tapped On Cloney And Made Him Sneeze" DON'T tape your screen or you will have holes in it XD
Dong It!
This and the last one are the most stupid and hard achievements in this entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and here's my idea :


1-download some metal/heavy metal music (around 10-12 tracks) NO DUBSTEP unless it's Excision you know...to pump-up your heart and focussing on jumping.

2-disable that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ music in the game.

3-now, start a new run and listen to those tracks that you've just download them.

4-don't be distract by your cat/dog or your GF/BF or TV/phone.

5-keep jumping and taking those coins, you might lose a couple of times but DON'T LOSE HOPE.

6-keep trying until you got the 40 coins.

7-GG.
Duke Who?
yeah this achievement make fun of Duke Nuken forever, so this how you will unlock it :



1-download some METAL / HEAVY METAL music (around 10-12 tracks) NO DUBSTEP unless it's EXCISION you know...to pump-up your heart and focussing on jumping.

2-go to the toilet and take a dump cause it will be a long journey.

3-disable that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ music in the game.

4-now, start a new run and listen to those tracks that you've just download them.

5-don't be distract by your cat/dog or your GF/BF or TV/phone.

6-keep flying (jumping) near the floor, so you can't hit those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trees

7-GG

PS: i unlock this achievement after 15 tries so be patient
JUST DO IT !
26 Comments
Gorden Freemen 13 Jul @ 4:32pm 
@Khodyrov Yeah, i had to use an autoclicker in order to get that achievement, but i don't care, i don't respect that game enough to play fair.
Khodyrov  [author] 13 Jul @ 9:45am 
@Gorden Freemen the whole game is not even fun to begin with. It's been a long time since i checked the comments. There's a guide which help you automate the low jumping, other than that there's no other method (avoid picking coins)
Gorden Freemen 12 Jul @ 8:24pm 
I'm currently trying to do the 15 minute achievement, there's so many low branches to the point its not even funny.
Cerulesk 7 Jun @ 4:34pm 
Clicking to the tempo of "Stayin' Alive" actually helps for the hardest achievement too.
ARecoveringCynic 9 Jun, 2020 @ 11:38pm 
What a shit guide
ricWag ~ CS2.ME 22 Dec, 2017 @ 5:35am 
:)
Dayanne ~ CS2-CASES.COM 22 Dec, 2017 @ 5:28am 
:)
TPGPL 10 Nov, 2016 @ 6:38am 
thanks, with that strat i'm 8:30 and still going!
Duck 12 Sep, 2016 @ 5:42pm 
Keep Dying at the 14:30 mark T.T only 30 seconds more
۞ Еврей ۞ 5 Jul, 2016 @ 2:47pm 
How to pass on 3 stars? Constantly I receive 2!