Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to Jump in The "Videogame" "Team Fortress 2"
By Lunasticks
Hello, fellow Internet user, and welcome to "Team Fortress 2".

"Team Fortress 2" is a "videogame". A "videogame" is like something you "play". To "play" "Team Fortress 2", you will need a "keyboard".

One of "Team Fortress 2's" greatest and most groundbreaking abilities is the abilty to "jump". The act of "jumping" has been around for decades, and was first seen in the middle-ages, where it was discovered by Lord G. A. Ben.

But how do you perform the act of "jumping" in "Team Fortress 2" the "Videogame"? This guide will tell you all!
   
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How to "Jump" in the "Videogame" "Team Fortress 2"
First, you must find the "Space" key, on your "keyboard", and you must then bend your finger out in as straight as possible.

Then, lower your finger near the "Space" key on your "keyboard" and proceed to flex your finger in such a way, that the tip of your finger hits, and makes contact with the "Space" key.

Then, while in the position, you must proceed to "push" the "Space" key down, and then release it.

IMPORTANT: IF YOU HIT THE "SPACE" KEY WITH ANYTHING ELSE BUT THE "TIP" OF YOUR FINGER, YOU WILL INSTANTLY CONTRACT AIDS AND DIE OF CHILDHOOD OBESITY.

Now, look up at your screen, and you should see your chosen "character" jumping. If you don't see your "character" jumping, worry not, just follow all the steps again, and proceed to quickly look up at the screen as soon as you have pressed the "Space" key.

If you're still having trouble, refer to the following YouTube video:

CONGRATULATIONS!
You did it! You've learned 1 out of 2123.82 steps to learn how to play the "Videogame" "Team Fortress 2"! Now go out, and use your ability to change the world for the better, one jump at a time!

Here is your celebratory price:
9 Comments
Riley 15 Jul, 2016 @ 3:45pm 
Mhhhpf!
Glorpzen-John 10 Jul, 2016 @ 2:11am 
Best Guide IGN 11/10
Colonel Cosmetic 20 Mar, 2016 @ 3:48pm 
wow, didn't know you had to hit the "space" key with the "tip" of your finger to survive
Gentlemen Spycrab In A Box 20 Mar, 2016 @ 1:13am 
Instructions unclear. Hit "space" key with "tip" of dick. Dick now stuck in nearby :toaster:.
Hilda 20 Mar, 2016 @ 12:37am 
Tanks, solved my problem. I now know how to partake in jumping.
Profile 31 Jan, 2016 @ 12:20pm 
such tutorial sweg/10
Hadson 31 Jan, 2016 @ 9:35am 
omg thanks ur my heroe I love you so much I can jump now ? (but, how to move ?)
snackrifice 26 Jan, 2016 @ 5:52pm 
tenoutoftenwouldreadagain
Freelicks 26 Jan, 2016 @ 9:43am 
Thanks, really helped me but I dont know how to shoot.