Blockstorm

Blockstorm

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The People Of Blockstorm
By Paimon
This is a list of all the people you will encounter on your trip through the servers of Blockstorm
   
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Introduction
Hello everybody. My name is Doom and I will be guiding you today, through the crazy community I once called home.

Warning: My language in this guide will probably not be what your parents consider nice words. So if you happen to be 10. Please find another guide.


NOTE:
This is very unfinished. Current progress: 1part/25
UNiT Members
These guys think they are good at the game. Though in truth they use rifle and AK which are the noobiest weapons in the game. The real pros use rocket launcher and shotgun. (Remember that)
UNiT Exenoxx

Skill Level: Sucks

Workshop Skill Level: Meh

Bio: This guy is a prick. Ignore him. (He gives good ♥♥♥♥♥ though. So if you want sex he costs 18 shekels an hour.)

Notes:
  • Tuna Salad slightly better for sexual pleasure.
  • About as mature as a 7 year old.
  • Has no pubic hair yet.
UNiT Ace

Skill Level: One of the best

Workshop Skill Level: None

Bio: He's a cool guy. He also lives on the moon. (His connection is bad.) He changes his name but normally has Ace in it somewhere.

Notes:

  • Uses AK alot. (This makes him a bit of a douche)
  • Nice ass.
UNiT November

Skill Level: High

Workshop Skill Level: Some?

Bio: Was a cool guy. I now own his soul somehow. I forgot why. He probably couldn't stand living with the fact he was in the same clan as exe and had me take his soul to spare him

Notes:
  • Weaboo?
  • Weaboo
  • ???
UNiT Syz or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ he calls himself now

Skill Level: Decent Camper

Workshop Skill Level: None

Bio: This total douche is a rifle camper. This is the most annoying camper. They also normally have huge egos. *cough* syz *cough*.

Notes:
  • Knows douchey camping spots
  • Weaboo
UNiT Caleb4est
Skill Level: Bad excuse for a sniper

Workshop Level: Hah

Bio: Thinks hes a sniper. My response: Pfffffttt. Go snipe with a bow in minecraft Caleb. You're not welcome here.

Notes:
  • Sucks Exe's ♥♥♥♥ big time
26 Comments
brndsnj 14 Jan, 2017 @ 7:53pm 
you shitty bastard you didnt Respect the [Unit], Units mut see this
Obi-ron 12 Jan, 2017 @ 7:45pm 
putting a random people in here or just clans
ArmyLegoMan97 26 May, 2016 @ 5:52am 
I would put in my two cents worth about "pros",but I believe in using skill and the aim button. So I get called "noob".
fox 21 Feb, 2016 @ 11:44am 
And then theres the guy called adolf hitler~ lol
Alizarin 18 Feb, 2016 @ 2:06am 
I'll whip you to finish this~
Awoo 16 Feb, 2016 @ 9:25am 
I don't think you nerds know what Weeaboo actually means.
nolez15 15 Feb, 2016 @ 11:03pm 
Mini you don't have friends.
Alizarin 15 Feb, 2016 @ 10:44pm 
What friend
Obi-ron 15 Feb, 2016 @ 10:43pm 
why did you insult exe hes my friend
nolez15 13 Feb, 2016 @ 12:39pm 
Dum Lard u dum lard. the reel pros use rpg and SNIPER. duh