But..... this can be stopped by a simple task. You must walk the Pizza AND 1 not 2 not 3 BUT 1, DONUT to the Lighthouse in the desert. But now you think "Pshhh There's no lighthouse nor desert" BUT QUITE YES THERE IS I SAY. You must go directly behind your house and there is a gap in the mountains. It is called Journey Valley. This Valley is quite dangerous so make sure you bring the arm of your neighbor along with you. NOW. Once this has been done, and you have WALKED(not driven)your pizza and donut to the Lighthouse you MUST THROW THE DONUT AS HARD AS YOU CAN INTO THE OCEAN STANDING AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN TO THE LIGHTHOUSE, If you mess this up you will die as a result. Now the hard but yet simple part. The only way to stop this Pizza, this Pepporni Pizza, is to throw it on the TOP of the Lighthouse. Then you must make a journey to the top. Then shot the Pizza 1 time with an uzi. Then eat half of it. Then throw the rest into the ocean.

Boom.

A massive explosion will happen, BUT It will slow down and reverse untill your back in the morning. Then, only then, is The Secret Mission, Broken.

P.S
There is the likely hood that since you eat half the pizza it might just maybe take control of you and resume its Mission. In the event of Pizza Mission Blockage, just rember to rip out your stomach and and take the pizza out and put your stomach back. Then eat it again.