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"CHOICE OF FATE" : Right answer. [English]
By ѼWhere is my muffin?Ѽ
This guide is written for people who dislike to decide for themselves (for me :DD)
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Category: Maps or Levels, Secrets, Walkthroughs
Languages: English
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16 Jan, 2016 @ 6:29pm
13 Aug, 2016 @ 1:43am
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Overview
A beautiful young spud offers you a golden apple. 
A buff, manly spud is attempting to chop down a small sapling, with little success. 
A dagger pins a note to the front of your shop. It asks for a golden mace to be made and left on the doorstep overnight. 
A dashing blonde potato in a green pointy hat and clothes runs into your shop. He looks oddlt familiar. 
A gorgeous potato girl appears before you and confesses her love to you! 
A group of post-apocalyptic survivors are asking you for help. They do not have much time before the horde catches up. 
A Gumon wanders into your shop. Is hands tou a small digital device. 
A jolly potatoe is singing a song: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, cucumber phone. 
A little potato boy comes up and asks you for love advice. 
A pixie taps you on the nose and asks: Potato or Potato? 
A plumberwith a red cap is looking at some wild mushrooms is your backyard. 
A potato bunny hops into the workshop and looks up at you with twinkly eyes. 
A potato dog paws at your feet and looks at you expectantly. It seems like it has something to tell you. 
A potato girl giggles as her friend, a large potato is a deep seaexploration suit, lumbers in. 
A potato in armour bursts in. claming to be your descendant from the future. 
A potato parrot sits on the window sill and caws noisily. 
A potato with a flower on its head walks in, laptop in hand. Is asks if you have WiFi. 
A pretty elf offers you some magical bread to tide the long day ahead. He says one nibble is enough to fill any potato the brim. 
A rather blocky looking chicken is standing by the road. 
A short and round potato is trying ti hide behind a tree. He's not having much success. 
A short potato with a dark bob is really critical of some of your customers' clothes! 
A skinny little spud is getting picked on by a group of bulies! 
A small yellow bird with a beak resembling thick lips is starting at a bunch of green pipes extending from above and below. 
A Wizened little potato asks you if you want to play! You realize it's just a child. 
An ecstatic potato is smullung from ear to ear. He stops and says: B-E-A-... 
An elderly potato in a lab coat comes by. He asks: Are you a boy, or a girl? 
An old potato peeps in and asks if you'd like some candy. 
Customers have been clamoring for more perks. You're trying to decide if you should indulge them. 
It's time for lunch and you're sick of the food in this neighbourhood. What should you do? 
Look! Up in the sky! It's a... 
Ooh, someone left a TV set at the door! There's a remote by its side. 
Oooh the brand new Cyclops Drift! The latest crazw in gaming techology! 
Someone left a large tank with a giant fish in it! The tag says: Wola Wola. 
There are three old hags stumbling about. They appear to be blind. 
While out on a stroll, you come across a pond in the middle of a field. 
You're thinking of putting a fishtank in the shop. Pets are always great for relaxation! 
You hear a voice in your head. What is it saying? 
You see a gentlepotato in a top hat talking with his apprentice outside. 
You see a little girl crying by the roadside. She's lost and hungry, and wants to go home! 
You see a pale sparkly potato stud standing under a tree. 
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Comments
A beautiful young spud offers you a golden apple.
+ Reject the apple.

- Eat the apple.
A buff, manly spud is attempting to chop down a small sapling, with little success.
+ Help him chop down the sapling.

- Laugh. Laugh at him.
A dagger pins a note to the front of your shop. It asks for a golden mace to be made and left on the doorstep overnight.
+ Make the mace.

- Don't make it.
A dashing blonde potato in a green pointy hat and clothes runs into your shop. He looks oddlt familiar.
+ It's Blink!

- It's Selda!
A gorgeous potato girl appears before you and confesses her love to you!
+ Ain't nobody got time forthat! Smithing is love, smithing is life!

- Holy potatoes, okay!
A group of post-apocalyptic survivors are asking you for help. They do not have much time before the horde catches up.
+ *locks door and boards up windows* No! I don't trust you!

- Fear not, we'll emerge unscathed, Ledt 4 Alive!
A Gumon wanders into your shop. Is hands tou a small digital device.
+ A Gumon! Bitvolve!

- Wait, isn't this an Egg gotchi device?
A jolly potatoe is singing a song: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, cucumber phone.
+ I got a feeling~ So~ a peeling~

- That's an interesting song
A little potato boy comes up and asks you for love advice.
+ A stallion must run. And it must run free.

- Loves as you would want to be loved.
A pixie taps you on the nose and asks: Potato or Potato?
+ Potat-o

- Potay-to
A plumberwith a red cap is looking at some wild mushrooms is your backyard.
+ Eat the red one.

- I don't think you should eat that.
A potato bunny hops into the workshop and looks up at you with twinkly eyes.
+ I wonder how potato bunnies taste...

- Aww, fluff bun! *pet*
A potato dog paws at your feet and looks at you expectantly. It seems like it has something to tell you.
+ Summon your inner Dog Whisperer and try to understand it.

- Speak to it.
A potato girl giggles as her friend, a large potato is a deep seaexploration suit, lumbers in.
+ Don't hurt me! She's right here, see? She's safe!

- D-do you need sugar? Pepper? Noah? Mary!?
A potato in armour bursts in. claming to be your descendant from the future.
+ Dodge left.

- HELP! THERE'S A CRAZY POTATO!
A potato parrot sits on the window sill and caws noisily.
+ Polly want a cracker?

- Interrogate it. That's the first step to becoming a great defence attorney!
A potato with a flower on its head walks in, laptop in hand. Is asks if you have WiFi.
+ No. because this is a weapon shop...?

- Of course we do!
A pretty elf offers you some magical bread to tide the long day ahead. He says one nibble is enough to fill any potato the brim.
+ Take a nibble

- Psss, I can eat the whole thing!
A rather blocky looking chicken is standing by the road.
+ Tap tap swipe tap tap!

- No. don't do it, chicky!
A short and round potato is trying ti hide behind a tree. He's not having much success.
+ Reveal his location!

- Help him hide.
A short potato with a dark bob is really critical of some of your customers' clothes!
+ Ask her if she's Edna Code.

- Hey, stop that! There's no need to be mean.
A skinny little spud is getting picked on by a group of bulies!
+ Save him by chasing off his attackers!

- Stand back and watch the fight.
A small yellow bird with a beak resembling thick lips is starting at a bunch of green pipes extending from above and below.
+ We can do this. NEW HIGHSCORE!

- What the hell is it?
A Wizened little potato asks you if you want to play! You realize it's just a child.
+ Sure, lets play!

- Ugh, You're disgusting!
An ecstatic potato is smullung from ear to ear. He stops and says: B-E-A-...
+ ...utiful! Teehee.

- What?
An elderly potato in a lab coat comes by. He asks: Are you a boy, or a girl?
+ A boy!

- A girl!
An old potato peeps in and asks if you'd like some candy.
+ Mother told me not to take candy from strange old potatoes.

- Mmm, candy! Yes please!
Customers have been clamoring for more perks. You're trying to decide if you should indulge them.
+ Give a customer 50% off every second weapon purchaced!

- Give a month-long discount on SWORDS!
It's time for lunch and you're sick of the food in this neighbourhood. What should you do?
+ Cook your own over the enchanting stove.

- Order in.
Look! Up in the sky! It's a...
+ Bird!

- ...magical flying furry... dog-ragon?
Ooh, someone left a TV set at the door! There's a remote by its side.
+ Leave it be.

- Switch is on.
Oooh the brand new Cyclops Drift! The latest crazw in gaming techology!
+ Try an action game!

- Try a cinematic experience!
Someone left a large tank with a giant fish in it! The tag says: Wola Wola.
+ Let's move it into the shop!

- Let's feed it!
There are three old hags stumbling about. They appear to be blind.
+ Give them the eye

- Ask for a reward in return for the eye.
While out on a stroll, you come across a pond in the middle of a field.
+ Paddle your feet.

- Go for a dip.
You're thinking of putting a fishtank in the shop. Pets are always great for relaxation!
+ Pay more attention to the dog.

- Get the tank.
You hear a voice in your head. What is it saying?
+ Take it...go on...

- Stop...come back...
You see a gentlepotato in a top hat talking with his apprentice outside.
+ Could it be? Professor Standton and Fluke spudton!?

- There are still potatoes that wear top hats in this day and age?
You see a little girl crying by the roadside. She's lost and hungry, and wants to go home!
+ Help her find her parents.

- Give her some food.
You see a pale sparkly potato stud standing under a tree.
+ Drag him into the sun.

- Blush shyly.
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17 Comments
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MeAndMeVSU 25 Mar, 2018 @ 10:40am 
A potato girl giggles as her friend, a large potato in a deep sea exploration suit, lumbers in. He breaths heavily with his eyes glowing yellow.
*Don't hurt me! She's right here, see? She's safe!* (This one is the right choice)
D-do you need sugar? Pepper? Noah? Mary!?
classic 27 Jul, 2017 @ 9:45am 
Thanks for this, came close to losing when I was real ahead with a bad save time. Saved me plenty of hours
waooooooooooow.... 28 May, 2017 @ 9:21pm 
Somebody put a lot of effort into making this guide.
APoCaLyPSE666NoW 17 Feb, 2017 @ 11:02am 
Honestly game is more fun with wrong answers. If all is succes game become anoying.
British Empire 24 Nov, 2016 @ 11:02am 
HOLY CRAP I SAW A PHOENIX WRIGHT ONE! THE ONE WITH A BIRD!! POLLY WHATS THE CODE TO THE SAFE!
ѼWhere is my muffin?Ѽ  [author] 11 Sep, 2016 @ 5:15pm 
Again, thank you everyone :33
Seblastion 8 Aug, 2016 @ 7:16pm 
Missing from list

Customers have been clamoring for more perks. You're trying to decide if you should indulge them. After all, the customer is always right.

+Give a customer 50% off every second weapon purchaced!

-Give a month-long discount on SWORDS!
Power Connoisseur 11 Jul, 2016 @ 12:23pm 
*expectantly
Oniguro 5 Jun, 2016 @ 12:37pm 
This one is wrong in your list.
An elderly potato in a lab coat comes by. He asks: Are you a boy, or a girl?
Is not `a girl` it´s `a boy`
Ichiorochi 21 Mar, 2016 @ 1:59am 
A jolly potatoe is singing a song: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, cucumber phone-

+ I got a feeling~ So~ a peeling~

- That's an interesting song