So... you want to become a silver 1? In order to reach this ultimate dream, you must have the mental fortitude and Jet-Li levels of discipline to withstand the aids that is csgo mm. As you know, deranking is extremely difficult because of the Nazi corporation that is Valve. However, these nerfs have not entirely solved the issue of deranking and with true dedication "ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE" - Kevin Garnett.

Before you start queueing and drop 40 bombs, you need to ask yourself... do I have the autism to reach silver 1? Believe it or not, everyone in nova and silver has autism or severe brain damage. Just like playing real sports, you need to get inside the mind of your opponent in order to lose to them.

You need to eat, sleep, breath, live autism to achieve the dream.If you Ignore this, you are wasting your time.

There are a few options in the map pool to optimally derank in. In my honest opinion, the maps that no cares about are perfect because only the truly autistic play on these maps. Maps such as office, aztec, italy, and vertigo are prime maps, however be prepared for long queue times. The quickest queue pop map by far is dust 2, but be warned for the cesspool of try-hard professional nova/silver players. These players made their illustrious e-sports career from being a nova 3 and they will ruin your chances of losing.

1. Get 0, -1, or -2 frags for the entire match

This is probably the most important technique and will get you to silver 1 the fastest. I know you must be laughing and thinking to yourself, "fam I can get 0 frags, thats too easy." Yeah, it is easy to get 0 kills if you're going up against global elite players putting you in the dumpster. However, you are probably going up against trashcan novas and these idiots will take 10 centuries to kill you. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE NOVAS, OR YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR RANK.

2. Die every single round, bomb deaths does not count

This is another important strategy because having a 0-0-20 k/d ratio will tell GabeN to say "wow, these guys suck. Maybe we should put him/her in a lower rank." There isn't much to this, just walk in a straight line and go die to the other team.

3. Get your team-mates banned through team damage, team killing, or rage quit.

Now we get to the fun part, getting teammates banned. This strategy can either be easy or impossible. The easiest targets are the ones who are 12-16 years old and speak in-game. It is pretty easy to make these younglings tilt because being a nova in csgo is everything
they have. So if you insult, insinuate, or call them "autists", it will usually make them tilt. Another great way to get someone banned is waiting for someone on your team to buy a molly, and running into the fire once it's thrown. Doing this with 2 people taking fire damage will
usually get the person banned.

Now the try-hard novas/silver are more difficult to get banned because they will try to kick you instantly before you have to chance to tilt them. The hard counter to this is to queue with one other person, however I suggest a 2 person max deranking party. A full 5 stack deranking party is just autistic and takes away the triumphant feeling of achieving silver 1.

4. Execute team-mates with the revolver, if team-mate is planting, defusing, dropping 20+ frags, or if you think team-killing will result in tilt.

This is the part where you are able to exercise control in the games you play. Having the ability to team kill in order to induce rage on your teammates and ensuring rounds are important for a smooth game.

In order to fully immerse yourself in the silver/nova community you will need to familiarize with terms and phrases that will help you fully think like a silver.

1. smh fam
2. Autismo
3. idiot
4."you flaming me fam???"
5."aim of a potato god"
6. "Jesus Christ"
7.Bad
8.Dumpster
9.Trashcan
10."Press you for team chat"

you can interchange to your liking for example "Jesus Christ you are trashcan idiot player". Feel free to use these or create your own to toss games. Spit that hot fire fam.

These are a few do's and don't of throwing games, following these will decrease your chances of GabeN slamming his 5 week ban hammer on you and increase your chances of silver 1 glory

Do's
1. Do blame your teammates
2. Do respond to accusations and flamers with the vocabulary in section 5.
3. Do report your teammates of abusive chat and voice and copy pasta it to all chat
4. Do agree with the opponents
5. Do give love taps with the glock/usp to tilt teammates
6. Do call timeouts to makes your teammates mad
7. Do be careful of rnjesus

If you do this you're dumb
1.Don't be obvious with your aim and movement
2.Don't initiate the flaming, have the flame come to you first
3.Don't drop 30 frags and whine about how you're not silver
4.Don't be obnoxious if your team is throwing for you
5.Don't clutch
6.Don't get above 5 points in a single game

This is a lot of difficult information to those who have not deranked before, since this is pretty much the opposite of what your supposed to do in real games.But if you are serious about reaching silver 1, this guide will hold your hand through the journey. From my experience, the large marjority of the csgo community believes that silver 1 players are just a myth, a legend, a cruel meme. But this is simply not true, I have witnessed a large population of silver 1's wandering the streets of dust 2 hoping to dig out of the trench. There is hope for those wanting to make their silver dreams into a reality. All it takes is time and dedication. Thank you for taking the time to read this guide and I hope to have paved more paths for those seeking the dream. Peace and good luck fam